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Baron von Mojo

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:

The Beatles, The Doors, The Who, Guess Who, Styx, Rolling Stones, ELO, Smashing Pumpkins, The Moody Blues, REM, Interpol, The Killers, David Bowie, She Wants Revenge, um... lots and lots... 60's, 70's, 80's... um... lots more, i like music... ill add them latter.... i still havent added any more since i started... I will ... someday...

Movies:

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Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: No
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: Lover
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Being Alone
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: YES!!!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: Eh, some fun
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Yes/no
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: Still am!
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: Sad
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Black
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: Not alone
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: No
ANY SECRET TALENTS?:
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: With my friends and loved ones
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: no
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: :) Many Times
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: "If it has a hole, fuck it" = i dont live by This, but it sure is funny!
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: WISE MR OWL SAID THREE!
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: seY
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: no
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: On Me!
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: Im cool with it. if you walk in my house, you see why
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: Yes
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Si
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: Dont know, but it fucked me up!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": All the time. And i mean it.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: Fuck Tupac! - if your alive, do somethin!
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: no
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: Made for me Naked!
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: No
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: Mr. Mojo stole it
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 10:58
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: :) STORY TIME- ask me when you see me
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: Yes
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: I Drive to work.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: Alone?- Shower. With a friend- Bath
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: He was. I said i wanted the WHITE POWER RANGER!!!
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: No, i just piss myself to sleep. No monster wants to eat a kid covered in piss!
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: Meth, and pain pills. - i lie alot
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: Free?
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: No
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: 1 time
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: Unless your selling. Then your out of a job!
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: Yes
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: No
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Green/ hazel
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: ...? this month
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: Im trying to fix it so i do
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: Cant say till you lived it
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: Yes- see, i knew i would say that!
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: No, i cant read
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: Not anymore
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: Yes. I almost went pro. ... till that night. ... ill never skate again. .. poor tim...
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: With who?
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: I can, but i dont . its forced
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: Yes, its a CCG!
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: Mine is my bestest friend
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: Yes. Sometimes you have to to be happy
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: Yes. I almost went pro. ... till that night. ... ill never moonwalk again. .. poor tim...
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: Does my mom still know im alive, thats the real Question
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: A bug in my sleep
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: No
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: Yes
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: That static one that they play for hours late at night
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: No
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: I
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Books:

COMIC BOOKS!!!!!! FUCK YEA! My fav- Cap. America!

Heroes:

Mojo is my hero He is one sexy dog! Sexy Sexy Sexy You know you want himMark Too! Sexy Sexy

My Blog

Goblin Wars

The Goblin War drags on. Their number and strength grow with every passing day. Our small gathered force has held strong for this long, but with no relief in sight, the outlook is bleak. How can ...
Posted by Baron von Mojo on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:31:00 PST

Free Comic Book Day

It is that time of year again friends, The first Saturday in may is always Free Comic Book Day!This year, May 3, 2008- Come out to any of the three Comics and More locations and enjoy a day of Fun and...
Posted by Baron von Mojo on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:38:00 PST

The random mind of...

Why to hate kids: Not that anyone needs a reason"How many is this?" - a kid holding a wolverine doll"$9.99" - Sexy Mr. Hill"In money?" - kid with an ever sadder face on.What was he going to try to pay...
Posted by Baron von Mojo on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:16:00 PST

LIL old, but if its new to you, enjoy!

Guidelines for running your own store By Sean Hill   -Just like at the pet store, the customers may look, but if they shake it to death, they have to buy it.   -Kids left in the store u...
Posted by Baron von Mojo on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:58:00 PST

Goblin attacks on the rise!

The goblin attacks of the last weeks have been by far the worst of our lifetime. Im sure it scares you to the core every night when you watch the news to see that another city has fallen to their hand...
Posted by Baron von Mojo on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:14:00 PST

Wolves+Kids=:)

BLOG!!! *I posted that i wanted 10 people to read this for me to post anything. 8 of you answered. 8 >10. (New math.)* I hate kids. Thats why we need packs of wolves set free in every playground. At f...
Posted by Baron von Mojo on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:01:00 PST

Please Read Me!

Have you ever tried to skin a man with a shard of a broken bottle? Not an easy task. But, you know what they say, anything worth doing is worth doing the right way.  ...
Posted by Baron von Mojo on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:16:00 PST

Thinking (-offshoot- NOT a Mojo story)

Myspace depresses meSeeing so many people i miss. Memories that i still hang onto, of a time not so long ago. Good times. Maybe not all of them, but most. A time when everyting was simple. &...
Posted by Baron von Mojo on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:36:00 PST

Mojo the legend cont.

The beach. Mojo had never been here befor. When his masters went to the beach, he was sent to "camp". This "camp" was a place where others of Mojos kind were kept behind bars. They were fed once a da...
Posted by Baron von Mojo on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:17:00 PST

Mojo's Adv.

The Adv. Of Mojo the dog. Day One- The dragon The day was like any other. Mojo arose from slumber to seek out food stuffs. This morning he decided to check the old mill that had burned down the week b...
Posted by Baron von Mojo on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:44:00 PST