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the bill

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

About Me

WARNING: This monkey flings poo.

Soon, they'll realize that 'Billy' is no run-of-the-mill imaginary friend once their adopted son starts asking curiously philosophical questions about gender and doing his math homework in binary code.

--LiveJournal: Daily Slices of Bill

--Read/Rant: Comic Reviews

--The Foilball Factory!

SHORT FICTION - stuffs i writered

--INVULNERABLE Dailies

--Random Conversations

--The Grimless Adventures of Billy & Mandy

--Blood From A Rock

--365 Moments

--Versus System Articles

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My Interests

I like people and all that entails...

I'd like to meet:

My future self, God, people with character and...

"Only on the firm foundation of unyielding despair can the soul's habitation henceforth be safely built." -Bertrand Russell

Music:

Soundgarden, Radiohead, Muse, NIN, Andrew Bird, Pearl Jam, Queens of the Stone Age, Travis, System of a Down, A Perfect Circle, Audioslave, Tool, Garbage, Smashing Pumpkins, Sum 41, Weezer, Beck, Chris Isaak, Dragonforce, Coldplay, Damien Rice, Oasis, Foo Fighters, Fountains of Wayne, Tenacious D, Green Day

Movies:

The English Patient, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Conan the Barbarian, High Fidelity, The Fountain, Lawrence of Arabia, Lord of War, Krull, Pan's Labyrinth, Rushmore, Shakespeare in Love, Grosse Point Blank, Citizen Kane, Way of the Gun, The Great Escape, Downfall, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Big Trouble in Little China, The Prestige, The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Dr. Strangelove, Last Action Hero...

Television:

MST3K
Arrested Development
Extras
Deadwood
Dexter
Sports Night
Angel
Scrubs

Books:

What I Read: The Prestige; Anatomy of Story; Black Dossier; Into the Wild; The Books of Magic; Red Harvest; I Killed Adolf Hitler...
What I'm Reading: House of Leaves; Ex Machina; Sopranos and Philosophy; The Dain Curse; Oxford Dictionary of Science; Magazines and Comics...

Heroes:



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My Blog

PROOF OF AWESOME: 300 Movies I saw last year!

300 1408 12 Angry Men 13th Warrior 21 Grams 25th Hour 28 Days Later 28 Weeks Later 3 Kings 3:10 to Yuma 30 Days of Night A Bright Shining Lie A Civil Action A Nightmare on Elm Street ...
Posted by the bill on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:23:00 PST

BIRTHDAY TIME 07

"Balloon me, bitch!""Here's to you, Spider-Man...""Thank you, Spider-Man."...and the gayness begins...not to be outdone..."Let me rub you with my balloon. Please?""It's okay, the balloons are clean."m...
Posted by the bill on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 05:45:00 PST

POOL PARTY 07

SO MUCH ACTION-OH!!!!...
Posted by the bill on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:51:00 PST

I didn't move, I just got a "real" job...

yesterday, i started my first day at UDE in Vs R&D. it's a 4-month gig and the pay is pretty good so...win/win. right now, i'm writing this entry from a starbucks on the border of enchinitas(sp...
Posted by the bill on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:49:00 PST

Year in Review and 2007 Resolutions

Highlights of the Year: in no particular order...+Reloading my bank account it felt food to be working a semi normal job again. not to say that the work i do with my brother isn't work (it is in fact ...
Posted by the bill on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 05:19:00 PST

TBZ'S BIRTHDAY DRUNK: Booze, Broads and Bowling!!!

enough interest has been generated for this so here are the details. Thursday the 28th of December!!!!Location: Linbrook Bowling Center in Anaheim - http://www.linbrookbowl.com/Index.htm  everyon...
Posted by the bill on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:05:00 PST

An OK Turkey-Day

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Posted by the bill on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST

HALLOWEEN Number First

posted some pics here:http://foilballus.livejournal.com/197420.htmlnow, go eat something. you look sick.
Posted by the bill on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:22:00 PST

The Man Who Knows

Some of your Stupid Questions and my Awesome Answers:1. I stubbed my toe yesterday and it still hurts, why? You're a pussy. 2. There's hair starting to grow in funny places on my body, what's wrong wi...
Posted by the bill on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:26:00 PST

Updates and things...

ALASKA: i posted some pics form the vacation on here and i'm posting the entries from my paper journal from the trip on my LJ. LAS VEGAS: this is mostly for Carl, are we going or what?THE WEB COMIC: t...
Posted by the bill on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:47:00 PST