sup dudes, dudettes.
i'm jake.
i'm just trying to be me, trying not to chip away.
if i like you, i will open up to you
and you will like me.
you see, people like me once they get to know me.
i write funny songs
and have a million passions.
crack me open sometime
and you will see for yourself.
i'm just trying to hold onto my youth.
that is all.
As a child, I looked up to Tommy from the Rugrats on Nickelodeon. He taught me to stay above the influence of bona fide bitches. He also taught me to wear diapers and look for the simple things that make life enjoyable. My english teacher calls me a "provocative motivator" at best. My highschool janitor calls me a "mistake". I write, sing, and dance like a black dude from slavery days. I will most likely grow fungus under my arms as old age comes. If you truly wish to take a little piece of me home with you, I suggest you invite me over for tea...
