Open Road Sandwich |
In just a few hours, me and Leon Dellum will be embarking down route 95 to get to the warm and holy land that is Florida. Fuck the snow, bitches!
Posted by on Sat, 26 Dec 2009 10:48:00 GMT |
What Do You Smell Like On Tuesdays? |
A long while ago I was asked by a dead Kennedy, not the band but a real Kennedy corpse (Ted's Dead, too soon?), and they asked me if I'd rather sleep on the floor or out on this couch where, if you ro...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:29:00 GMT |
Mauled By Jesus |
I had a hilarious entry written before my computer got retarded and ate it, and since i just woke up I have no clue as to what was written.just wanted to let everyone know my mourning phase is over, s...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Sep 2009 06:29:00 GMT |
This Isn't Happening |
My dad, the local celebrity Michael Bernz, died in his sleep early Thursday morning. I don't have it in me to write an amazing tribute like my sister did, but everything she wrote I felt the same way ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 09:00:00 GMT |
Hospital Food |
God, I had some great hospital food. Yes, I was in the hospital. I got partially erased and the experts had to draw me back in. Having three squares a day was pretty great though.I apologize for my la...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 07:34:00 GMT |
Sarah Palin Trades Wasilla Public Library for Quaaludes |
Claims: "Quaaludes are the only thing keeping me so blitheringly ignorant to the real world."
Joe Sixpacks and Hockey Moms urged to raid medicine cabinets to keep Palin high on ignorance.
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 13:16:00 GMT |
Sarah Palin Donates Gas Chamber to Dept. of Mental Health |
In an act of total selflessness, the great Sarah Palin donated a gas chamber to the Dept. of Mental Health this weekend.
"I want my retarded baby to grow up in a world without competition, becau...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 04:20:00 GMT |
Tantric Secrets |
Revealed, for the very first time to the Myspace public, is my list of TANTRIC SECRETS. It's really just a list of names and social security numbers I pilfered the last time me and the cyber thugs wen...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 06:17:00 GMT |
PUBES in Books |
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PUBES in Books
Today one of the most disgusting things happened to me at work. A book I was relabeling had, lo and behold, a curly, black, thick PUBE betwixt the pages.Was this pube a bookmar...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 00:30:00 GMT |
Snoop Bloggy Blogg |
How come I haven't seen this hilarious blog title anywhere before? I bet if I GÜGLED "Snoop Bloggy Blogg" a load of sites would appear, but I like thinking I thought of it on my own. Which I did.
I'm ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 14:02:00 GMT |
