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Trapjaw

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My name used to be Kronis, but thanks to my surgical mishaps, people took to calling me Trap Jaw, or T.J. for short. It's kind of stuck, so I legally changed it to Trap Jaw. Easy, peasy, Japaneasy.

I am married to a hot ass broad name Lyn, even though I suspect she has cheated on me with a "friend" of mine. Hope that doesn't ever see the light of day because then I would be all pissy and want to smash someone.

Sorry, had a moment there. When I am not lifting weights, doing cardio or watching re-runs of Nip/Tuck, you can find me browsing through eBay (retirement is wonderful) on the library computer.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Influences:

Maximilian from the Black Hole
The Terminator
Iron Jaw

My Blog

Pissed Off

You know, it really isn't my nature to be a raging ball of animosity, but that's just the way I am usually when I decide to blog about something.So, with that said, here's another pissed off blog abou...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:28:00 GMT

TJ’s Year

Ok, so I haven't posted a blog in over a year.  My bad.  Bag of bones called it quits. He says because he cant go further in his career.  i say it's because of all the negative light he...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 09:46:00 GMT

Snubbed Again!!!

And this time it cost me $18.00!!  Yeah, I made a donation and I got a copy of Skelly's new DVD The Unexciting Adventures of Unemployed Skeletor.  Did I buy it out of loyalty?  Did I bu...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 13:04:00 GMT

The Injustice Is Saddening

It's been a while since my last blog and I apologize.  I was kicked out and banned from the library for a few weeks when I attempted to logon here and myspace was being retarded.  Without go...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 13:41:00 GMT

I Hate Shrek

Why does some big, fat, smelly, out of shape ogre come along and steal my thunder?  yeah, I said it.  MY THUNDER.  Cmon, I was the first hugely popular green guy (well, Kermit was first...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 00:32:00 GMT

Go Vote For This Video Right Now!!!

Or I will come over and kick your puppy ...UNEMPLOYED SKELETOR IS IN A CONTEST FOR YOUTUBE "BATTLE OF THE YOUTUBE SUPERHEROES/VILLAINS!!!!!"VOTE FOR HIM, GO AND WATCH THE SHORT VIDEO,MAKE A COMMENT, M...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:58:00 GMT

What a crock of shit ...

I was on eBay the other day (actually, I am all over eBay, which pisses me off) and I see those stupid toys they used to do back in the day when the show was still on (in the original format).  N...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 13:04:00 GMT

You think you know a guy ...

And you find out you don't know him at all.  yeah, I'm talking about that media bitch Skeletor.  Not too sure how it is he can continue to call himself unemployed, with those fat checks he's...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:09:00 GMT