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Third

They're as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of!

About Me

This profile was made at Whateverlife.com! :)
I'm white. I (USED TO) smoke too much. I'm highly caffeinated. I drink a lot. I'm an asshole. I don't have sex enough. I like tattoos but don't have any. I prefer to be naked. I have a DUI. I'm easily distracted. I drive too fast. I touch my balls and smell my hand. I have good friends. I like to take pictures of people in obscene poses. I open up too quickly. I ignore the obvious. I don't play games. I spend money. I'm mean in an arguement. I avoid conflict. Sarcasm is my protection. Studying is my weakness. I'm consistently horny. I make fun of everyone. I'm never wrong.

My Interests

Driving, Anal, Chips and Salsa, Perfecting my car-dance moves with Anthony, Alcohol with Everything, Getting Flashed by Surfers at the Beach, Lying to Myself, Salt, Talking to Strangers, Putting it off til tomorrow, masturbation, Soup, talking and not talking, snow peas, talking shit about people around me with Nicky, racism, lubricant.

I'd like to meet:

People that aren't afraid talk about poop. The creator of TiVo. People that drink on Tuesdays. People who like to smoke at the table in a restaurant. People that don't have a shy bladder. (I admire that) People that will appreciate my drunken nudity. People that smoke immediately after they wake up. People that laugh at other's misfortune.

Music:

Bjork, PJ Harvey, CSS, Broadcast, Damien Rice, Peaches, Feist, M.I.A., FischerSpooner, Interpol, radiohead, Blur, Granddaddy, Broken Social Scene, Coco Rosie, Air, GoldFrapp, le Tigre, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Joni Mitchell, the Indigo Girls (Yes i'm a lesbian), Carole King, Belle & Sebastian, Cat Power, Vive La Fete, Telepopmusik, Tori Amos, Travis, Mirah, Billie Holiday, The Magnetic Fields, Liz Phair, Ladytron, the Doves, Elliot Smith, Fiona Apple, Everything But the Girl, Etta James, Broadcast, Lou Reed, the Beatles, Weezer, David Bowie,

Movies:

Reality Bites, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, House of Yes, Best in Show, Tim Burton, Gus Van Sant, Sofia Coppola, Romi & Michelle's Highschool Reunion, the Dark Crystal...too many to continue

Television:

Margaret Cho, Futurama, Aqua Teens Hunger Force, Family Guy, Super Milk Chan, Sex and the City, TiVo not TV, Robot Chicken, Full Metal Alchemist...Aw fuck....anything on adult swim is good.

Books:

Harry Potter, Chuck Palahniuk, Ray Bradbury, David Sedaris, To Kill a Mockingbird...

My Blog

In Case you Were Wondering...

THE BASICS 1) Single or Taken: Single 2) Sex: Male 3) Birthday: 4/25/80 4) Sign: Taurus 5) Siblings: 1 Older Sister, 2 Younger Sisters, 2 Younger Brothers 6) Hair color: Dirty Blonde 7) Eye c...
Posted by Third on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What the fuck do you know?

How well do you know me? Don't bother leaving your number cuz i won't call it anyway. 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5...
Posted by Third on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST