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i'm NOT on myspace

i have developed an unnatural nay insatiable attraction to trader joes sea salt pita chips

About Me



i am a tiny southerner.i heart books

My Interests

bikes, books and people...gender theory, political science, sharks, art history, candy(mmm take 5 i love u) sexual politics, looking at art, world history, world systems, ninjas, poverty, sex, talking about art, skateboarding, ficton, postit notes, carbs and women...mmmyep

I'd like to meet:

those who also seek to deny theemotional damage boat from docking at their hearts and
mr. deaf ninja

Music:

rilo kiley tegan and sara rainer maria deftones cash pixes breeders postal service jawbreaker the band descendents smiths flogging molly fleetwood mac archers of loaf the cure rolling stones loretta lynn anna kramer belle and sebastian screechin weasel death cab for cutie bille holiday beck the faint ani etta james modest mouse j.church neko case bruce the damn boss springsteen pogues billy joel...jeezus i am such an emo 80's hybrid

Movies:

y tu mama tabien indiana jones big lebowski out of africa iron monkey anything with gael gracia bernal (mmmmmeow)

Television:

no thanks

Books:

woolf dinisen (blixen) winterson freidman pas marquez wolfe (tom) chomsky eddings allende locke jordan galbadon nietzsche kunstler kahlo smith austen tuchman rowling irving feist robbins anything and everything (except works by damn dan turn the page brown) oh yeah but especially the guy who said, "For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. Everything is blooming most recklessly; if it were voices instead of colors, there would be an unbelievable shrieking into the heart of the night. " -Rainer Maria Rilke (but he's been gone for a minute)

Heroes:

my jewish mother, my dad, bless his lil republican heart, noam chomsky for being so badass mentally, my sensei for being so badass spiritually, and virginia woolf-bonafide badass extradonaire

My Blog

seasons greetings!

greetings fellow internet social networkers of past and present! i have been deliciously conspicously absent from this here "myspace" thingie so in the theme of "annoying xmas letter summarizing hyper...
Posted by i'm NOT on myspace on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:21:00 PST

best holiday idea evah

NUMISKA An Overview:Dear Friends, Why spend all this money on trees, ornaments, wrapping paper, and badly thought out expensive gifts...Why waste years of your life and good moods/precious brain cells...
Posted by i'm NOT on myspace on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:34:00 PST

my fridge

the entire contents of my fridge are as follows: 1/2 container of mayo, 1/2 tub of feta, 6-month old box of "honey bunches of oh's", 3/4 tub of earth balance butter-like substance(only tast...
Posted by i'm NOT on myspace on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 06:33:00 PST

cookies and coffee

theme: being sick on xmasconclusion: sucksbody: realizing you are becoming sick upon leaving the store for a 2 day holiday is a pretty grim prospect despite such buoyant thoughts as "i have a fifth of...
Posted by i'm NOT on myspace on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:03:00 PST

mr weather man

its snowing!!! how freakin cool is that? also, its my day off and i'm going into work but thanks to mr. bee-ootiful snowflakes my ride in will be a trip! a wintery wonderland if you will...
Posted by i'm NOT on myspace on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:05:00 PST

car schmar

8am wake up in nw 23rd 8:45 grab bike put on life-saving non-fashionable bike helmet leave for ne located work 5 miles away 9am arrive at coffee shop across from work immediately remove said helmet 9:...
Posted by i'm NOT on myspace on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:49:00 PST

you say a year i say a minute

i was going to begin this blog by singing "edelweiss, edelweiss..." by that i mean its been a long time since ive written, and a longer time still since christopher plummer has soothed my jangle...
Posted by i'm NOT on myspace on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 06:59:00 PST

cherry blossoms

why in gay hell do blogs have the option to write in a subject line and choose a catagory? like we cant guess the intent of your rambling without some overarching qualifying theme like "auto...
Posted by i'm NOT on myspace on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:34:00 PST

it was a good day

today was a good day...1. it freakin snowed and i got to stand outside in the midst of a whirling snowdown and then it melted so i didnt have to try to walk/slide/slip home in it  2. i found my sassy ...
Posted by i'm NOT on myspace on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:38:00 PST

well hail

its um...hailing right now...pretty bizarre  it just started dropping little balls of ice outta the sky  i have my window open because it actually sounds quite musical falling and slowing embedding it...
Posted by i'm NOT on myspace on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:01:00 PST