A different kind of Christmas Poem.... |
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fel...
Posted by I'd Hit It....With A Howitzer!!!! on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:44:00 PST |
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which,just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
Posted by I'd Hit It....With A Howitzer!!!! on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:39:00 PST |
The 26 Rules of Manhood |
The 26 Rules of Manhoodposted by nocturnal (Jul 12, 2006 @ 8:14AM) views: 136
(1) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.(2) It is ok for a man to cry under the following circums...
Posted by I'd Hit It....With A Howitzer!!!! on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:42:00 PST |
Friends!!! |
OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for foodMILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you ...
Posted by I'd Hit It....With A Howitzer!!!! on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:55:00 PST |
LA TIMES POST- Hate Torture? |
Hate torture? Consider boot campHOLD THE PRESSES. I've discovered that the use of torture by the U.S. government is far more pervasive than previously believed. There are major facilities all over the...
Posted by I'd Hit It....With A Howitzer!!!! on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 07:21:00 PST |
THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN |
The beauty of a womanIs not in the clothes she wears, The figure that she carries, Or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, Because that is the doorway to he...
Posted by I'd Hit It....With A Howitzer!!!! on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:33:00 PST |
Get a Dog!!!!! |
If you want someone who will bring you the paperwithout first tearing it apart to remove thesports section.........Get a DogIf you want someone willing to make a fool ofhimself simply over the joy of ...
Posted by I'd Hit It....With A Howitzer!!!! on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 09:00:00 PST |
For all the women out there....... |
A WOMAN'S WORTH
One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime.. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And th...
Posted by I'd Hit It....With A Howitzer!!!! on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 06:28:00 PST |
Proud to be who I am!!! |
A Hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Hispanic man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not al...
Posted by I'd Hit It....With A Howitzer!!!! on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 11:24:00 PST |
THE PIMP'S PRAYER |
LORD, LET US PRAY FOR THE SOUL OF THIS BITCH!!!, AND GUIDE MY PIMP HAND....AND MAKE IT STRONG LORD!!! SO THAT SHE MAY LEARN A HO'S PLACE!!!!!-AMEN
Posted by I'd Hit It....With A Howitzer!!!! on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 07:27:00 PST |
