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Quinsley, Booze-Cruise Detective

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Quinsley, the now-infamous internet Booze-Cruise detective, works out of the dark town of Whorlton. Follow his adventures as he sheds light on a very dingy world.Published by

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Quinsley Competition

COMPETITION ENDS FEB 2008
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:52:00 GMT

Crime Bulletin 6

6. Turin Silver   In which Quinsley is forced into various unsanitary situations and Penis-hand plays an unexpected card.     I woke up and immediately noticed Penis-hand had tried a d...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:39:00 GMT

Crime Bulletin 5

5. The Rhodesian Ridgeback  In which poor Quinsley is shocked by some rather blue language and graduates to a whole new level of flirting. Mr. Penis-hand had gone. The room was still white, b...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:04:00 GMT

Crime Bulletin 4

4. Dinosaur Dreams In which Penis-hand gets physical, and the blockbuster movie Jurassic Park, human rights and English grammar are all discussed under great duress.   Land of the Forbidden Plan...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:18:00 GMT

Crime Bulletin 3

  Head-Vice   We enter a realm of a surreal bent, where Quinsley finds himself experiencing the world a la Stephen Hawking and revealing his specialist subjects.     Next time I ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 18:52:00 GMT

Crime Bulletin 2

Easy-ListeningIn which Quinsley feels more vegetable than man, and is accosted once more by the mysterious Penis-Hand, this time with what is possibly a key-fob.I woke up and there was quiet, then the...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:33:00 GMT

Crime Bulletin 1

1. Penis-hand   A "drunk and interesting" Quinsley introduces a typical night out in Whorlton, and tries not to see a man about a dog, but fails and is plunged into a late-night drama.  ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 15:32:00 GMT