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Shady

I am here for Friends

About Me


I THINK THE FUNNIEST THING EVER IS WHEN PEOPLE FALL DOWN.
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY EYELASHES SO BAD, SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE A SICKNESS.
I THINK MY CAT "DUMPY CAKES" IS THE SEXIEST CAT TO EVER WALK THE EARTH.
I MAKE LISTS FOR EVERYTHING.
I HATE WHEN MY THINGS ARE MOVED OUT OF THERE DESIGNATED AREA, NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY.
I CAN BE OBSSESIVE COMPOLSIVE ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS.
I HAVE A LOVE FOR INDIE FILMS.
I AM AN ONLY CHILD WHICH MEANS I DON'T LIKE TO SHARE.
I HATE NOT WINNING AT GAMES.
I THINK MY POPS IS THE BEST DANCER I HAVE EVER SEEN.
I LIKE CONTROVERSY.
I HAVE NO INTEREST IN POLITICS OR RELIGION.
I USE SARCASM OFTEN.
I LIKE TAKING ROAD TRIPS TO RANDOM PLACES.
I CAN NOT SPELL FOR SHIT.
I THINK STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO BREED.
I WEAR HOODIES ALL YEAR ROUND.
WHEN I WAS LITTLE I WANTED TO BE A FOOTBALL TEAM.
I LOVE BRITISH ACCENTS.
I THINK VEGAS IS THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH.
I TEND TO LOOK AT THE NEGATIVE BEFORE THE POSSITIVE IN THINGS.
I ENJOY CAPTAIN MORGAN AND GINGER ALE ALOT.
I HATE HOT WEATHER, I WOULD RATHER BE COLD.
I HATE THE OCEAN AND WOULD PREFER NEVER TO BE AROUND IT.
IT CAN TAKE ALOT FOR ME TO OPEN UP TO PEOPLE.
I WOULD DO PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING FOR MY FRIENDS.
I TALK TO MYSELF ALOT.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet anybody who is in a cult or who drinks the red Kool Aid during pow-wow's in a feild. If you just purchased new high top Nike's and a cape...you also need to stay away from me.

My Blog

Panic attacks can lead to good things!

So, i met Matt Skiba of Alkaline Trio last night outside a show they did at Croc Rock in Allentown, PA. It was pretty awesome. I had a panic attack inside the club during their set (maybe 4th song or ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 19:48:00 GMT

100 Facts Why Chuck Norris Does NOT Suck...

1. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. 2. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of what...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:05:00 GMT

WATCH OUT FOR JUNGLE JUICE...

...It will make you forget things, throw up all over the place, and pass out around midinight which will cause you to miss the late night fun at parties. Take it from me, drink slow and make sure you ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:38:00 GMT

R.I.P Friend Cat...

My beloved Niko aka "Friend Cat" has passed on. He was 10 years old. I will miss his little retard ways... his drooling, his always open mouth, his very large eyes and blank stare, the way he thought ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:59:00 GMT

Stupidity At It's Best

I cut my eye with a toothpick this morning. It hurt like hell. Thank god i do this sort of shit for a living. I have to now put drops in my eye. I guess my mom was right when she said that it is not s...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 15:45:00 GMT

The End Of Balls

So i had this chipmunk living in my house since the summer. I named him Balls. He basically lived behind all the funiture in the house. He romed the house as he pleased. Late at night you could catch ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 01:00:00 GMT

Pics of New Years 05'

Keep scrolling....there are a lot here... Laura...waisted Ellen and Kim Laura and Jim Me, Laura, and Jim Ummm...yeah....I have no idea what the fuck we are doing.... Me, Wingman (Mike), Katie, R...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 21:12:00 GMT

Shady X-mas Bash 05'

So another year has gone by which means another Shady X-mas bash has past as well. I got to see alot of people i havn't seen in a while that seem to all get together for these kind of events, whi...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 16:13:00 GMT

Katie and Niki love me.....

..... This was filled out about me by Katie.....i find it funny just how highly she thinks of me.....You can really tell the impact i've had on her life, and just how much she really does love me!My n...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 20:12:00 GMT

Halloween Party 05'

So another Halloween Party has come and went. Katie and Mike threw another good one this year. More people, better costumes, less drama....a good time. Nobody fought with anyone this year (cause i kep...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 13:01:00 GMT