Brett - ProfilesArchive

About Me

hmmm...where to begin. i'm XXVI. what is that? The naturally occuring number following 25 and preciding 27? Okay, it is a composite number (not that i have anything to do with that). its proper divisors being 1, 2, and 13 make it mysterious- you think? You do...werer you in mathletes? you were, how cute...then you know that 26 is the only number between a square number and a cube number, the numbers being 25 (5 squared) and 27 (3 cubed). I am the atomic number of iron- jealous? Sometimes I feel like I am so 26 - no solution to any equation, specifically q(x)=26, making 26 a noncototient. I can't decide whether or not i'd find it hot that you understand that or hot that you didn't....hmmmm(again). Perhaps I want to be the 26 that is the number of episodes a network airs a television program a year, you know, sit there and give all attention to me. When I'm bored with you- expect a rerun? If this clarifies in anyway who i am_ you got past the first hurdle. If not, you trpped and hopefully didn't bruse too much. If you choose to keep going down intersate 26, good luck, and enjoy the ride....love your hair, hope you win....MUAH!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Simply put, i think my feelings are best expressed through a simple statement: Someone Spicy. Super. Sharp. Sarcastic. Skeptical. Sassy. Sinewy. Spunky. Saucy. Sensative. Snotty. Sexy. Sly. Sincere. Salacious. Scurrilous. Silly. Self-absorbed. Svelte. Sordid. [all those snazzy *s* words]. Perhaps *surly* but I've only heard that word on one occasion, i'm not quite sure what it means. And now that i thinkk about it, not self-absorbed either! Screw that, focus on me! I dunno...oh well... just be nice, kinda like a wal-mart greeter...yeah, that's the ticket, with a little bit of Ashlee Simpson- you know... I gaze into your face, your mouth doesn't move, but somehow I know exactly what your trying to saying...oh yeah, definitely! I am assuming that you'll be honest, maybe i shouldn't... and MONOGOMOUS- definetely want that! Did I mention "sweet", that's and *s* word i like. making sense?.... did i mention Goldie Hawn- she probably doesn't like gimlets.

Movies:

Holiday Inn, Austin Powers, best in show, Halloween (all of them except for 3), Helen Keller's Marco Polo fun tape, Lord of the Rings, Star Trek, gay porn, and oh yeah, none of your fucking business nosiey bitch. submit questions to idon'tcare.com

Books:

Left Behind series, Dante's Inferno, Dill and Doe- a guide to self pleasure, Calvin and Hobbes, Hot Zone, Davinci Code, James and the Giant Peach, anything written with two syllables or less, Bouchon & French Laundry (Thomas Keller is brilliant), the complete guide to underwater basket weaving (of course), and let's see...how about blah blah blah 101? i find that alot of people specialize in that....yeah.Favorite Movies: