redhead welsh husky

In a garage in Bondi they call the club house, Redhead Welsh Husky jams every Tuesday. There's Mike: Best know for his ability to knit fishing nets out of small woodland creatures intestines. Raised in a tree top community on the power of love, Mike spent his early years dressed only in a woollen sack. By the age of 8 he had won wimbledon twice and was asked not to return till his 46th birthday. Now a 17 year old girl Mike likes to blueprint and hot up 1960's toasters. He is also working on a time machine which can only transport orange things. Dave: Has a thing for snake skin. He trained under the magical grip of the evil "bongo man", where he learnt the art of weightlessness and how to enter any venue without paying. Little is known about Dave between the ages of 8 and 17 as he was lost in a terrible uncertified mail accident. In a bizarre but totally true account, Dave was said to have materialised naked wrapped only in orange cloth, surrounded by Sanyasins chanting "5,6,7,8", as the last guest speaker at an Amway christmas party in Picton. No longer an albino, Dave hopes to someday work in a bank. Zac: Not long after birth he joined the army. Quickly rising to the ranks of Major, Zac eloped with his 76 year old wet nurse and went into hiding in the desolate jungles of the Adelaide Hills. During this time he made and lost millions of dollars (literally; counterfeiting and subseqently misplacing the pair of pants in which he left the money). Now pant-less and broke, Zac handed himself into the military police. Reaching an arrangement, said to have had something to do with the importation of orange juice from Thailand, he was released a free man. Zac is responsible for the proliferation of "remember to breathe" and frangipani bumper stickers. Tim: There is nothing interesting about Tim. He is talentless, broke, old, ugly and self-deprecating. I will say this for him, he's consistent. At the age of 22 he went dramatically overboard with a bottle of Clinique Natural Tanning Creme in a bid to win the heart of a shallow, surgically enhanced gym instructor named Tori (sex unknown). He is subsequently permanently a violent shade of orange. His only notable achievement to date is holding the world record for consuming the most dried plums in one sitting. Tim believes giant alien rats send him commands through headline regarding Taylor Dane in NW and Who Magazines. MyGen Profile Generator