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Satan

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About Me



Thanks to everyone who helped make our little project the most fun I've had since herpes.

Our buddy JC has decided to retire from blogging. He's bought a cabana in Belize and sends his love.

Emails From Jesus: March 11, 2006 to August 31, 2008
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Eventually yours,

~S

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Gossamer.

My Blog

Satan is on a mission to drive through all 48 states

And goddammit if one more person reminds me there's 50 states I'm giving you all the clap.I'm posting pics as I go (read: as my laptop cooperates and I get WiFi).Some pics are online.... more to come....
Posted by on Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:00:00 GMT

Headline for April 18, 2008

Pizza.com Owner Cash-Stuffed After $2.6M DealMaryland Man Says He Purchased Site For $20 I'm going to make a fortune...  ~S
Posted by on Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:13:00 GMT

Necessity is a Motherf**ker

While stuck in traffic, I read up on Elisabeth Buecher's inflatable shower curtain. By design, the curtain slowly inflates around you while you shower.  Anything more than a few minutes and it traps y...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 03:59:00 GMT

Headline for April 14, 2008

SAN DIEGO   San Diego police say they have found a human skull inside a cardboard box at a shopping mall.Detective Gary Hassen says a man called police Thursday to report that he found the box amid s...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:18:00 GMT

Headline for April 1, 2008

A child prodigy with a talent in mathematics that won her a spot at Oxford at the age of 13 somehow found her way into prostitution. The going rate for a half and half?   (tan theta vix)(dx/vix)-(g/2)...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:41:00 GMT

Headline for March 27, 2008

"WASHINGTON   President Bush has called President Hu Jintao of China and has raised concerns about the crackdown in Tibet."   President Hu Jintao then offered Bush a sleeve of counterf...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:07:00 GMT

Headline for October 5th

CAMDEN, N.J. -- Campbell Soup Company has announced a voluntary recall of more than 72,000 cans of a variety of its Chunky soup. The recall involves 18.8-ounce cans of Campbell's Chunky Baked Potato w...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:30:00 GMT