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Chardorennay

I am here for Friends

About Me

I find moving from chair to upright takes way more effort than it should at my age. Attending community college is almost all the energy I can expend every day, although scaring young boys in my classes does give me some creepy satisfaction. Just looking, I swear. Other than that I spend every day with Freezy, which means my eyes are red and I'm laughing really, really hard.

Sloths!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/17201/saturday-night-liv...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Blanche Devereaux, a good sexual harrasment lawyer, a pharmacist, Maverick and Goose, fermented grapes of the white variety, a mechanic who takes kisses for currency, and anyone with a parking spot in S.F