my latest pick up line |
"hello miss, would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments?"
i think i'm gonna try it cause nothin else works
oh and for the record, karina told me the meani...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 09:36:00 GMT |
claude stole it too so its okay..fill in please |
1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?5. What do you think of me?6. Whats the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be friends?8. Do you love me?9. Do ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jul 2005 06:02:00 GMT |
the birth of the CANDY BAR |
and the story goes a little something like this.....
Posted by on Sat, 19 Mar 2005 16:38:00 GMT |
pigs get more action than i do |
wooaahh there piggy...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Mar 2005 22:41:00 GMT |
brace yourself..i'm bent with bitterness |
This won't be the last you'll hear from me: it's just the start.
I hope that he keeps you up for weeks like you did to me.
I will hold a candle up to you to singe your skin.
Brace yourself: I'm ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Mar 2005 03:33:00 GMT |
ain't love grand |
Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
And was it the same?
Do you remember the way it was when I was home,
Before I left you all alone,
I wanna be eighty on th...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Feb 2005 06:55:00 GMT |
i think the alkaline trio said it best |
dear god,i hope somehow these words can suddenly become reality,
i'm not bitter,its just that revenge would be so sweet rite now:
"Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades,
while you're taking y...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Dec 2004 00:39:00 GMT |
every thought of u makes me wanna burst into flames |
i just heard the news three days ago..
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Posted by on Fri, 17 Dec 2004 00:35:00 GMT |
