hello. my name is ian.
i am a 23 year old mostly regular person.
i live in philadelphia in a 250 square foot apartment.
i am a cook of sorts. i enjoy that as much as i hate it.
i wish i were born in england. or japan.
i am obsessed with british television and zombies.
i like to play guitar and sing even though i am rubbish.
i should really say i like to strum three chords and whisper.
i record this strumming and whispering on my coffee table.
i often stay up all night because i like the quiet.
and also because movies look better in the dark.
"i dont want to achieve immortality through my work...
i want to achieve it through not dying."
woody allen
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