(********MY E-MAIL ON HERE HAS NOT BEEN WORKING--TODAY IS MARCH 26TH 2007, AND I WOULD SAY IT HAS NOT BEEN WORKING FOR A FEW WEEKS IF I HAD TO GUESS-SO, IF YOU ARE TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF ME LEAVE A COMMENT AND I WILL REPLY*****I wrote myspace about this, and assure you I am not a spammer!)Welcome to Philly #1 MUUUUUURDAAARRRARRR Rate in The U.S. and A!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeff
Birthday: 8/28/1980
Birthplace: Ground Zero, Pa
Current Location: boring ass Montgomeryville, PA
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6"2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
The Shoes You Wore Today: Doc Martain's.....low tops not freekin Military boots
Your Weakness: Procrastination
Your Fears: The Police........But I do have bangin ass Lawyers
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepporoni
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: Peace Lips!....(goodbye in english)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wax the Carrot!
Your Best Physical Feature: God blessed me with a Gigantic Penis
Your Bedtime: Sleep is for the weak!
Your Most Missed Memory: Grandparents, and childhood
Pepsi or Coke: Figi Spring Water, the hell with soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: Miccy-D's
Single or Group Dates: Single when first getting to know eachother then it doesnt matter.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I told you ......Figi Water
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mixed........a Wawa creation by yours truely
Do you Smoke: Trying to quit, soon it shall be a reality
Do you Swear: What the Fuck kind of question is that......Of course!
Do you Sing: Yes i sing opera daily......wait.....no......no...no I don't
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, anything else would be..........Uncivilized!!!
Have you Been in Love: Yea once
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that
Do you want to get Married: Yep, with children.....just like good oll' Al Bundy
Do you belive in yourself: Yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: YES
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes they are cool to watch
Do you play an Instrument: Very little GEEEeEeeEeeeeEETTaR!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Am I Human.........yea what kind of stupid question is that!
In the past month have you Smoked: Unfourtunatly
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nahh
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Today
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: Most likely
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Gross raw fish.......I eat Steak dammit
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yea, Kareoke on a cruise, I wooed da womenz!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Its like 20 degrees out, my Magic Stick might freeze and break off!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: YEA, I stole Carmen Electra and stuffed her in my school bag
Ever been Drunk: Lets see.......Yep, all the cool kids do it!
Ever been called a Tease: In the sack......All in good fun though.
Ever been Beaten up: If you consider getting a pint glass smashed over my head in West Chester.....I guess he realized he was going to get Destroyed
Ever Shoplifted: yea........in highschool
How do you want to Die: In a room of beautiful naked women
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Real Estate Agent/Actor/Multimillionare
What country would you most like to Visit: Jamaica Mon!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/Geen/Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Tough one....I like Blondes and Brunettes
Short or Long Hair: Long......Short hair is for boys.......the longer the better
Height: Any
Weight: Slim or fit, no Big Girls...not to be mean
Best Clothing Style: Tight
Number of Drugs I have taken: I could care less as long as they dont have brain damage, they never did needles or Crack......if you have your just a freekin idiot.
Number of CDs I own: I dont know or care
Number of Piercings: whatever, just nothing that weirdos get
Number of Tattoos: If it looks right i dont care.........but girls, tattoos on you Tatties is just trashy
Number of things in my Past I Regret: What kind of question is that, how can any normal person put a .. to that.
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You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes!
YOU MAKE ME FUCKIN' SICK TO MY STOMACH.......AND I LOVE IT!!!GET FUCKING CRAZY.........ACT LIKE A NUTT...........MAKE OTHERS THINK YOUR A WHACK-O.........LAUGH--HAVE A GOOD FUCKIN TIME!........SMILE......IF YOU DONT WANNA TALK TO SOMEONE ACT STUPID....THEY WILL THINK YOUR TOO DUMB TO HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION........MAKE A PRETTY GAL SMILE!........BE WILD, BE INTERESTING, bE A BADASS, bE INTRIGUING TO WOMEN, DO YOUR OWN THING, BE YOUR OWN MAN, BE ORIGIONAL.........WHO CARES WHAT OTHERS THINK..... FUCK THEM! ......MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH TILL THEY CRY...........SCREW WITH RANDOM PEOPLE WHEN DRIVING YOUR CAR, EVEN IF THERE IS NO ONE WITH YOU.........AVOID GETTING GOLD OR PLATINUM TEETH............TAKE OVER FOREIGN CONTRIES WITH 7-11 FIRECRACKERS SIMPLY BECAUSE ITS ~~~"HOOD"~~~I'm funny, smart, creative, confident, and nice. I Like to travel, and i'm obsessed with the beach! I'm not to crazy about the winter time, however I enjoy going snowboarding when I get the chance. I like to stay active and be social, as well as any other aspect which consists of living life to its fullest. I like to entertain people and make them laugh, even if I act wild doing so......i'm outgoing. Sometimes shy at first......which doesnt last long at all! When I have one of "my moments" of comedy, many will fall to the ground crying with laughter, and I get alot of "you should be an actor" or " you should do standup comedy"......which i probebly should. I recently got my Real Estate Liscense and am excited to make Millions of dollaz!!!!!! I wont say who I work for unless you ask, because due to legalities I cannot, but its a great company. I'm a hustler at heart and i'll do well, and do everything possible to meet the customers needs......well except sleep with them......hahaha!
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