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JU HOOVER RYO HISTORY AND THEORYFor about 1000 years ago in china, seven dedicated and nameless munks lived in search of peace and enlightenment from "the world of dust". They followed a teaching that stated that cleansing the mind and body was essential to seize all suffering. Their method consisted of washing their bodies and temple constantly. The seventh munk meant that they wasted their time cause they had interpreted their teachings wrongly, thus finding the wrong methods and understanding. He therfore choose to leave the temple and search an answer among the common people.After traveling for seven sunrises following his heart, he eventually encountered a Villiage to rest in. Here he met a beutifull, and handsome man named Tong(2) Xin(4) Luan(4), awakening an intense desire he had newer felt before. His crush for Tong Xin Luan made him blindly marry and move in with him.What he didnt know about Tong Xin Luan, was that he suffered from a mental illness that made him wanting to sterilize his sorroundings. It didnt take long before The seventh munk saw the seriousness in this, as huge wounds on Tong Xin Luan's hands was revealed by cause of washing. The seventh munk quickly realized that there was currently nothing he could say or do to help. In deep fear of Tong Xin Luan's life he left him and went deep into the forests to find a cure.After 3 years of searching, he one day encountered an elephant drinking from a pond. Observing how the elephant created vakuum to suck up the water brought him on the thought of creating a effective tool to remove the dirt in Tong Xin Luan's sourroundings so to give him more time to heal his mind. By cutting a bamboo pipe and collecting spider webs - forming it as a bag, he created the first hoover known to man. By training his breath to perfection, he generated a suctionpower so strong that he could vaakum trees and even lift them of the ground.He then returned to the villiage only to find his boyfriend with only one last breath left. The skin and tissue on his fingers were worn off, while inflamations has spread to his wounds and poisened his blood.After Tong Xin Luan's death, he remained in deep suffering and made a choice to save humanity from all suffering by making their everyday tasks becoming their medicine. He then started a school by the name Ju Hoover Ryo translated from japaneese as "Soft vakuum school". Here he taught his students how to efficiently cleanse their minds, body and sorroundings as method for reaching enlightenment. His students praised him and gave him the name Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe or "Compationate Dustremover".Back in the mountain, the seventh munks depature had created unexpected consequenses. Without Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe there was only 6 munks left which they meant being a unfortunate and stagnatious number. They therfore desided that the least able munk should leave the temple so they remained 5 munks, which is a number of fortune and progress. The most proud, stubborn and revengeous munk was choosen to leave, which he, offcoarse, did not agree in. Concieved in anger, desire and ignorance he desided to locate Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe and inflict a horrifying revenge upon him. Consealed as a salesman, he found the Ju Hoover Ryo school and started practice to find Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe's weaknesses.He found that he had two major setbacks: One was that his hoover could only work if the student used internal chi or power combined with his own breath, which would take years to archieve, thus he overlooked his students real needs; to have a simpler method of cleaning that didnt need any training. Secondly he found that Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe's compassion was based upon the death of his boyfriend. Knowing that Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe didnt know much about Tong Xin Luan's past, he hope to change his success to failure by revealing all his unmorale behavior in the past. He then planned to construct a mechanical hoover that was simpler to use and just as efficient to clean with. In this way he could earn alot of money, peoples attention and trust in his method and at the same time prove Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe that his attemt to "save" humanity was a riddiculous and hopless attempt.After studying Ju Hoover Ryo and physical laws closely, he realized a how to construct a mechanical hoover. In addition he combined this concept with the primitive mopping structure using water and soap to prevent bacterial growth. Because of this it was given the name "The Earthly Water Hoover".As assumed, The Sixth munk got tremendous attention for his invention and highranking officials rushed to buy the recipe for the hoover. He sold a part of the concept for 1 million goldcoins, but kept one part secret, that which made the hoover indestructible and made it alot more powerfull than the official one. He made only one unit of which he called "The golden hoover". Making housecleaning easier and less time-consuming he was given the name "Genious Timesaviour" (chineese name will come).Soon Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe's school was put in the shadow by "Genious Timesaviour's" fame, and all his students left him except for one. All the finest Treasures, beatiful women, foods and goods flowed towards "Genious Timesaviour", making him one of Chinas richest men. But in his heart, he was not satisfied. He noticed that Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe didnt show any sign of suffering on his great plan. In fact he seemed even happier and joyfull than before! In anger for not not creating his desired effect, he gathered an army of 108 assasins so to capture, torture and kill him.The assasins found him and to their suprice Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe did not resist their brutal entrance on his school. Instead of defending him self, he offered them to rest at his place for the night, so to get energy for the long walk back to his comming prisoncell. Shocked over the failure to inflict fear and horror in Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe's mind, they agreed to stay over the night. He gave them his bedroom and even cleansed their clothes and healing their wounds.After freewillious following the assasins to "Genious timesaviours" residence, they met for the first time in years face to face. Suddently Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe dropped to his knees with rivers of tears pooring from his eyes. "Genious Timesaviour" asked with a curious voice why he was crying. Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe replied: "After having loved you with all my heart back in the temple for so many years, all you showed me was treason! When I saw you with the 5th munk, I realized that I had to leave the temple. I did so because I saw that your abillities was not as promissing as the other munks...as there cannot be equal numbers in the temple, I knew that you where the one that had to leave, so that there would remain 5 munks. In this way I avoided seeing you together and even separate you from the others. Then" Genious Timesaviour" asked why he married Tong Xin Luan Chi Bei replied: "I had to marry Tong Xin Luan because I didnt want to awake your suspicion on my intention... It was better for me that you wherent together with the 5th munk, even as I knew you wanted to put this revenge upon me... So you see, I calculated this time to come, because I know about your greed and pride... And the fact is that Tong Xin Luan didnt die from his illness.... I killed him my self, poisioning him with a very light dose of Purpur Yin. The dose was set to take effect after 3 years... In this time I archived the interal power to create the style of Ju hoover, so to make a fierce weapon that could defeat whole armies in one blow.... As you now see.. I've kept this a secred, and I left only one of my students to know it... He is now hiding in an unknown location practicing to perfect the Ju hoover style... His name is "Elephant Hoovers 1000 oceans""Genious Timesaviour" then asked why he revealed all this information to him, and Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe replied: "After doing all this to separate you and the 5th munk and knowing that I cannot have your love because of this, I've desided to kill you. This way I can prove my internal style of Ju hoover far more superiour than your mechanical hoover!" Shocked by being outsmarted by Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe , "Genious Timesaviour" called his guards to attack him. Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhes answered by executing the technique "Dusting curtains while removing rug" so powerfull that the "Genious timesaviours" house imploded, becomming a handfull of dirt.... Then the dirt cloud exploded, creating a nuclear blast spreading a million steps in all directions, destroying everything within it.Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhes then head for the mountains to destroy the rest of the brotherhood, so he could asure him being the only enlightened person in the world. Encountering the temple, he surprisingly found "Elephant Hoovers 1000 Oceans" and "Genious timesaviour" waiting for him there. He also noticed that 2 of the munks where not there.In great shock and disbeleive Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe asked how and why they got there."Elephant Hoovers 1000 oceans" replied: "I am the 5th munk! .....Because of your ignorance, desire and anger, we had the power to hide our true appearance for you. Because of your doubt in our method and failure practice with great effort and beleif, your abillities are very superficial and weak" Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe becomes white in his face like the world suddently turns upside down for him.... He uttered a question.... "Why did you do this?" "Genious Timesaviour" replied: "We did this because we know you have potential... You have now true proof that our method is deep and that we are on the true path toward enlightenment! After knowing you for so many years we could foresee all theese events... And you should know that you havent killed anyone... It was all a setup to prove you this" Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe asked: "What about Tong xin Luan?".. "Elephant Hoovers 1000 oceans" replied: He is still alive and are in reality the 4th munk", he said with a big smile. Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe leans forward, womits and loose couscioussness, falling to the ground.Three days later he awakes feeling that all was just a dream. He no longer felt any doubt about the brotherhood and a feeling of deep happiness spreads inside his heart. He open up his eyes starring at a Golden hoover placed beside his bed........Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe no longer doubt the way of the brotherhood and started to practice with effort, awereness and consentration. He combined the internal and external hoover, making it a powerfull tool to change worldy matter into pure spiritual cultivation energy or Shen jing gong Chi. After additional practice he reached the Wu Hoover Shen state (see Ju hoover levels below) or "No hoover spirit stage" at the age of 90 which is final goal in the Ju Hoover Ryo style.As for the rest of the Brotherhood, they all cleansed their souls so to reach nirvana and eternal happiness and peace.Today the style is still existing and taught by a well disiplined and traditional school by the name "Ju Hoover Ryo School". The golden hoover was found at the Brotherhoods temple and is still a questionmark for scientists around the world, as it is indestructable. Still no one has attained the insight how to give it power, a secret that is long ago forgotten.But a scroll was found in the temple with the notes below: Ju Hoovers path to enlightenment theoryLevel 1 The Emty Hoover Idea This stage teaches the student the basic principles of the hoover style where no physical hoover is permitted. The idea is to create an image of the hoover in the mind, thus understand that the hoover actually IS the mind and will react according to thoughts. Prolonged practice on this level will bring you to Level 2. Level 2 Wooden Hoover Hidden Cable Learn to use a wooden hoover and therby harmonize the physical hoover with the mental image of the hoover. The wooden hoover is somewhat lighter than the original mechanical hoover. This is nesseary to develope "hoover chin chi" or "Spiral Hoover Energy" that leads to activating the vaakum that sux the worldy dust and transmute it to Pure spiritual energy or "Jing shen Chi". Level 3 Uniting the Hoover With Mind Going through the 2nd stage, uniting mind and matter, the student are now able to generate vaakum with his own will, thus transmute the physical matter to mental energy, that is the powersource of the hoover. The practitioner can now use the hoover in a supernatural way in terms of elevating above ground and hoover around, heal wounds, clean great buildnings, and even clean pollution from polluted rivers and oil leaks in at sea. Though this level is very powerfull and can aid normal human beings, it is important to proceed to next stage so not to use the hoover by evil means. (as Chi Bei de Chu Cheng Zhe did in the above story)Level 4 Wu Hoover Shen (No hoover spirit) This is the last stage of the Ju hoover style. The practitioner has freed his mind from the hoover and all wordly dust. He understands that the hoover was merely a tool used for reaching this level, and realize that he has to let go of even this tool - like one use a boat to cross the river, and when river is crossed, one have no more need for the boat. At this stage he is egoless, and without ego the world as we see it, ceize to exist. There are no dangers to confront, nor any good deeds that has to be done. This is the final goal: enlightenment!Ju Hoover Wu Hoover Tao (The form or movement pattern) This is how to efficiently hoover ones resisdence. With regular practice one are able to hoover great spaces at supernatural speeds. The form should be practiced at a very slow phase so to create awareness, consentration and correct positions. 1. Salutation 2. Pick hoover at shallow water 3. Cleanse table over tall mountain 4. Reaching the heavenly corner 5. Stork sweeps hoover to earth 6. Dusting Curtains While Removing Rug 7. Spiraling Hoover 8. Hoover left while stepping over sofa 9. Horisontal Hoover Sweep 10. Flying Cat Hidden Dust 11. Stopping barking dog by crossing legs 12. Golden hoover sweeps earth 13. Hoover horse jade stalk while avoiding kick 14. Dragon whips his tail while hoover crouch 15. Cleanse table over tall mountain 16. Hoover the heavenly shelf 17. Step on chair spinning hoover right