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Junior Nightranger

About Me

It's a drinking club, not a band.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 05/03/2007
Band Members: Slim Jim, Jim Marshall, Marshall Tito, Tito Puente ***** Honorary Members: All of our friends and brothers in Joliet, IL, that bastard stingray, the dude who invented Febreeze, Rod Beck and Rickey Henderson.
Influences: demolition derbysbreaking bottlesmalt liquorgravatrongo cartsgreendickOJ Simpson's golf cartNOT shark week, not anymore... shark week you broke our fucking hearts
Sounds Like: Bob Barker retiring.
Record Label: Mexico City Auto Body Records/Proc-Tone
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

slippery snake management fends off slobbering hippies

Managing a band is no easy task.  I have been watching  Mr. shawn p diddy combs MAKING THE BAND for six weeks now, and have learned all the essential components for breaking down the human s...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:53:00 GMT

Balki Bartokamos

Ever get that feeling like yr going to shit yr pants, but then you just burp? And then shit your pants? No one said this life was gonna be easy...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:44:00 GMT

No one died

That we know of. Which is a shame, because those suits looked pretty damn sharp. Guess we'll just have to wear 'em to the State Fair...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 10:05:00 GMT

Shocking last-minute developments

Just added to tonight's bill at Sonja's: THE GREG KIHN BAND!
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:29:00 GMT

The Back To The Future Rule: 2007 update

I dunno, whaddya say we change it to reflect these more liberal times to be the 'Rookie of the Year' rule? Think about it, you can slag 14 year-olds by tempting them with cigarettes.
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 07:40:00 GMT

The color of confusion, the fog of the low beam

JNR will be supporting CP& the SO's at their gig on the 23rd of June. By support I mean we will be collecting daggers to be thrown at infidels during MBuddhista's wedding the following week, and a...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:31:00 GMT

Song idea

Got a bad case of the Falwell isn't hot enough yet bloooooze......
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 23:19:00 GMT

Our asses on Mars

So the 580 connector ramp will be completed just in time for...Mike's wedding? I smell Saudi Royal family money here somewhere. Never did trust that mustauche of his...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:36:00 GMT

JNR has friends in low places.

If there is a cock unrocked, we are that cock. If your time is not Pacific, we are your time. Up there, up there, that's their time. But down here, down here, this is our time. This is our time and th...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:39:00 GMT

That massive fucking speaker from Back to the Future

Knightsen, you rock the Yurok. When I threw up on the sidewalk ten feet from the door to the bar, you sent nearly everyone in the bar, the bartender, and a county sheriff to check on me, and all were ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:44:00 GMT