slippery snake management fends off slobbering hippies |
Managing a band is no easy task. I have been watching Mr. shawn p diddy combs MAKING THE BAND for six weeks now, and have learned all the essential components for breaking down the human s... Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:53:00 GMT |
Balki Bartokamos |
Ever get that feeling like yr going to shit yr pants, but then you just burp? And then shit your pants? No one said this life was gonna be easy... Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:44:00 GMT |
No one died |
That we know of. Which is a shame, because those suits looked pretty damn sharp. Guess we'll just have to wear 'em to the State Fair... Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 10:05:00 GMT |
Shocking last-minute developments |
Just added to tonight's bill at Sonja's:
THE GREG KIHN BAND! Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:29:00 GMT |
The Back To The Future Rule: 2007 update |
I dunno, whaddya say we change it to reflect these more liberal times to be the 'Rookie of the Year' rule? Think about it, you can slag 14 year-olds by tempting them with cigarettes. Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 07:40:00 GMT |
The color of confusion, the fog of the low beam |
JNR will be supporting CP& the SO's at their gig on the 23rd of June. By support I mean we will be collecting daggers to be thrown at infidels during MBuddhista's wedding the following week, and a... Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:31:00 GMT |
Song idea |
Got a bad case of the Falwell isn't hot enough yet bloooooze...... Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 23:19:00 GMT |
Our asses on Mars |
So the 580 connector ramp will be completed just in time for...Mike's wedding? I smell Saudi Royal family money here somewhere. Never did trust that mustauche of his... Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:36:00 GMT |
JNR has friends in low places. |
If there is a cock unrocked, we are that cock. If your time is not Pacific, we are your time. Up there, up there, that's their time. But down here, down here, this is our time. This is our time and th... Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:39:00 GMT |
That massive fucking speaker from Back to the Future |
Knightsen, you rock the Yurok. When I threw up on the sidewalk ten feet from the door to the bar, you sent nearly everyone in the bar, the bartender, and a county sheriff to check on me, and all were ... Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:44:00 GMT |