Sarahjo mcfacepants - ProfilesArchive

About Me

aesthetic V ascetic
jealousy V envy
maybe V may be
elicit V illicit
ethics V morals
naseous V noxious
affect V effect
infinity V affinity
affluent V effluent
sympathy V empathy
evoke V invoke
secular "theory" V scientific theory
writing across blank paper in cursive with a good ink pen makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

i very much enjoy thinking of words that i like. criteria for these words is that they must be auditorily aesthetic. some words include:
phenomena
vehemently
catacylsm
brigadeer
massacre
quelquefois
preposterous
synonymous
audacity

But if the world could remain within a frame like a painting on a wall. Then I think we would see the beauty then. We would stand staring in awe at our still lives posed like a bowl of oranges, like a story told by the fault lines and the soil.

My Interests

rationality

my raleigh
cocktail dresses
(as much as i love my dresses, and my raleigh, i cannot seem to combine my joy of the two at the same time =/
i cannot be in a dress, and on my raleigh at the same time for fear of the fabric getting caught in the spokes, my heels falling through the pedals... and i fear the whole thing would go down in a beautifully bloody fiasco. although it may make for a cute photograph if i dont say so myself)
science snobery
ecology
counter culture
the beach at night
anthropology
camping
hookahing
linguistics
tresspassing
evolution
biology
naps on the porch
thai iced tea
taxonomy
tequilla

Food

I'd like to meet:

creatures

a modern Casanova

Music:

Brazilian Girls

Movies:

anything Alfred Hitchcock

Television:

its been known to happen.
-lost
-prison break

rip
-rockos modern life
-freaks and geeks
-alias
-angry beavers

Books:

Gibran
Saint Exupery
Orwell
Plath
Rosetti
Beckett
Vonnegut
Bradbury

Heroes:

Crystal
Sidhartha, Dali Lama, Nick Bane, Ghandi, oh and Jesus. Those guys were sorta alright... I guess

My Blog

"Live this day as if it were your last" bullshit

I have issues with this saying. First of all, yes I get it. When I was little though, the first time I heard it, the images that poped into my head were ones of me doing all the things I wasnt allowed...
Posted by Sarahjo mcfacepants on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 06:58:00 PST

geeking out about the LHC

LHC = Large Hadron Collider I know it doesnt sound like anything more than some science geek tech talk. Thats exactly what it is. The LHC is arguably one of the most exciting things on ...
Posted by Sarahjo mcfacepants on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:36:00 PST

what crystal said

"... i have so much to say. i'm sick of analyzing relationship crap like this so much that i just hope i am really jaded because i know i can't feel as much as i used to anymore. it's kind of a good t...
Posted by Sarahjo mcfacepants on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:35:00 PST

DUCKS V. 3.0

So i get a phone call from a friend on tuesday afternoon that goes roughly something like this: "hey sarah! hey im at work and i just went out back and theres a momma duck with her little babies wande...
Posted by Sarahjo mcfacepants on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:23:00 PST

a me update

(to be updated whenever the hell i feel like it!) first of all- sorry (again) for not telling the majority of you that i was going to be disappearing for a while. i guess i kind of do that sometimes. ...
Posted by Sarahjo mcfacepants on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:29:00 PST

RANT: Clitoris

Why when reading or discussing morphology, anatomy, evolution and/or human dimorphism- is the clitoris often referred to as an "underdeveloped penis" ? (I don't come across this 100% o...
Posted by Sarahjo mcfacepants on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:27:00 PST

seeing someone

what exactly IS the definition of that?! this shit drives me crazy... oh boys
Posted by Sarahjo mcfacepants on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:32:00 PST

I undressed you with my eyes

I undressed you with my eyes, I haveMaybe even raped youIn a dark and eerie corner of my mindI tucked you thereAnd touched you in a dream last nightPushed you aside when you enteredMy thoughts at the ...
Posted by Sarahjo mcfacepants on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:13:00 PST

this is my job

I came into the office and there was a lovely green tin on my desk sitting next to the poised gerbera daisy plant (and she is oh so lovely). One of the beautiful Middle Eastern languages was printed a...
Posted by Sarahjo mcfacepants on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:06:00 PST

Hi, I am a tidepool

Hi. I am a Tidepool- and you need to know me Technically I am an "Area in the rocky intertidal zone that retains some volume of water at low tide." But in sarahjo language a tidepool is a really nea...
Posted by Sarahjo mcfacepants on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 03:02:00 PST