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Corey

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About Me


Living in the 'WI' after twenty years on the East Coast. Down-shifting after years in D.C. Now I'm living a few blocks from the Lake here in MKE- Bayview is a pretty cool place and I've met some damn fine people.
HST. Rest in Peace, Great One...

My Interests


Please breed and adopt responsibly. Two Siberian Huskys that remind me of my old fosters...
"Propaganda," says Noam Chomsky, "is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state"

I'd like to meet:

This awesome myspace layout is from CompleteMyspace.com

***** Every day our American boys have to face this... This is real footage from an armored (thank god) HUMVEE. British security contractors are ambushed by a VBIED (vehicle bourne improvised explosive device) in Iraq. They all make it out of the crippled vehicle, btw.
Vehicle Ambushed in Iraq - Click Here for more great videos and pictures! Shatner. Way, way over the top with 'Rocketman'.

Television:

Walken, baby. As Frank White... with the dance.

Heroes:


I love Wisconsin. I love coming here. I perform here a lot, because I've discovered that you people apparently have some sort of federal grant for drinking. It's - you're insane! You pay less for liquor than anybody I know anywhere in the country. Nobody pays less for liquor than you! What'd you, wh- ho- HOW? I don't know if you're using that farm subsidy money, or if you're just hijacking liquor trucks, but this is fuckin' insane. It's unbe-fuckin'-lievable. It's staggering! I come here 'cause basically if I spend four days here drinking, even with the plane ticket it's cheaper than drinkin' in New York! How do you know when it's New Year's? That's the big mystery to me! What's the difference? I've been in bars here, and it's like New Year's every fuckin' night! Oh, New Year's, that's when w-w-we drink with hats on. Now I've been drunker here than anyplace else I've been in my life. And remember this: you are not, you are not alcoholics. You, and my hat is off, are professionals.-----LEWIS BLACK, THE WHITE ALBUMI have no idea what the hell this is, but it makes me laugh...

My Blog

If you can't swim and drop your cell phone in a lake... Don't jump in. Buy a new one.

Fisherman Tried to Save Drowning Teen Creedmoor  Scott Blay was fishing Wednesday morning when he said he saw a teenager and a man go into the water at Falls Lake. The teen was Eddie Allen, a 16-year...
Posted by Corey on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:11:00 PST

Redneck Impaled with Deer Antlers and Knocked Out During Street Brawl... LMAO. Go Georgia!

COLUMBUS, Ga. -- A Columbus man is in critical condition after he was stabbed with a deer antler during a fight. Columbus police responding to the incident Monday night found a man lying in the road ...
Posted by Corey on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:07:00 PST

heh heh... Remember, I just report the news, I don't make it. ABC News- Cleavage: How to !

Cleavage: What's Appropriate, What's Not How to Show Off Breasts Best in the Office, on the Town and Everywhere Else from ABC News.com (not kidding...) The weather's getting warmer and necklines are ...
Posted by Corey on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:52:00 PST

Indictments are in: Rob 30 Dunkin Donuts and the Cops are all CSI !!!

..> ..> 8 Indicted in Nearly 100 Burglaries, Including 30 Donut Shops TRENTON, N.J. (AP)  -- Two men and six women were indicted Tuesday on charges that they pulled off a long string of c...
Posted by Corey on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:46:00 PST

Poland to probe if Teletubbies are gay... LOL. Yes, it is real. Polish jokes, anyone?

Poland to probe if Teletubbies are gay POLAND'S conservative government took its drive to curb what it sees as homosexual propaganda to the small screen, taking aim at Tinky Winky and the other Telet...
Posted by Corey on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:58:00 PST

I Don't Normally Post This Kinda Thing but... The '39-List' from Ames

thirty-nine secrets about yourself. be honest no matter what.[one] what is your natural hair color?[honestly] Um, reddish brown. Like that is a surprise?[two] where was your default picture taken?[hon...
Posted by Corey on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:11:00 PST

I Don't Want to Live in a World Where I Can't Duct Tape 9 yr old Cousins to Trees. I Don't.

Teen Allegedly Duct Tapes Boy To Tree WINCHESTER BAY, Ore. - A 17-year-old has been arrested for kidnapping after allegedly tying a boy to a tree with duct tape. Douglas County deputies say a group o...
Posted by Corey on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:29:00 PST

Forget about f-ing snakes on a f-ing plane- Try f-ing porn on a f-ing plane! Breeders angry.

Complaint: In-flight film too graphic ATLANTA - A media watchdog group is criticizing Delta Air Lines for making the bloody HBO series "Rome" and other bawdy shows available for in-flight viewing afte...
Posted by Corey on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:24:00 PST

Fine Dining Gone Wrong... LMAO. Waffle House cat-fight after blowing bankroll on Patty Melts

$35 Waffle House Bill Leads To Brawl KEY WEST - Police in Key West say two women yelled at a Waffle House cashier and started to beat another woman over a $34 bill. The women yelled at the cashier an...
Posted by Corey on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:18:00 PST

Okay, Bees are Dying... Meaning the Food Supply is at Risk... But WTF is the real deal? Read!

Dear Straight Dope: What in blazes is going on with the world's bees? I keep reading all these stories about how a significant percentage of the world's beehives are failing and that all the bees are ...
Posted by Corey on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:14:00 PST