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OXBOW Incident

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About Me

Impulsive in all matters of humor and comedy. Life is the grand awareness that we are not as great as we all think we are. Therefore, make fun of everything!! Including rules and people that wish for you to act the way they do so that they feel superior that everyone else acts as foolishly as they.If I offended you, tough!!!Laugh at yourself or live miserably.

My Interests

Stand Up Comedian in training and Crappy Guitar player. Okay piano dude without the ability to read sheet music. Composer with a couple of interesting instrumentals.

I'd like to meet:

Me in 5 Years.

Music:

Comedy, Classical, Rock, Metal, and some Country.

Movies:

Rainman, Slingblade, and a tremendous amount of freaking COMEDY!!!! Comedy rules. You drama freaks go drown yourselves in self pity and loathing while I enjoy the splendors of a real freaking life.

Television:

Used to be Family guy but they cannot f@@@ing write a decent show anymore. Seth McFarlane, I know that you cannot write, so hire people that have the talent to do so!!!!

Books:

I usually don't read for entertainment. Most of my literary interludes involve morphing a severe amount of flabby grey matter into pulsating masses of intellectual magnitude thus satiating the higher sense's desires.Or something like that.

Heroes:

People you never hear about are often greater heroes than those who must perform acts of kindness with media coverage.Ohhh. "HIRO!!!" (nakamora)

My Blog

Springfield... Suck Me!!!

   I have won against the redneckian, intellectually devoid people and city of Springfield. Going home relatively soon and leaving the old homos at Paneras, Shitass wanna be cowboy fags that can be de...
Posted by OXBOW Incident on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:17:00 PST