the american pop culture suicide bombers

it was an unusually warm day that the murders began. these were mercy killings. wiping out celebrities at the peak of their careers, so they will not have to experience the inevitable downfall and backlash of millions of screaming "i don't knows.". i mean i can't believe that no one has ever thought of blowing up the oscars, or electrocuting paris hilton, but having the conviction to follow through. this is the yin and the yang. the dark side of a flash bulb. overweight, talentless hags lie just around the corner in their uncertain futures, lest frozen time with the love of a bullet. we do it for everyone.