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Fanny

i furnish myself with many things

About Me

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age...

My Interests

bits and bobs.

I'd like to meet:

the person who signed me up for the gay.com updates and the five different horoscopes that plague my inbox every morning. so i can kick them in the cunt.

Music:

this and that

Movies:

i like james stewart's voice and buster keaton's face.

Television:

idiot box.

Books:

schmooks.

Heroes:

cheap coco pops.

My Blog

bored, somewhat detatched

one would think returning to london would be a glorious affair. a cause for celebration. one would be wrong. shitting, shitting wrong. after finally remembering how to turn the central heating on, i h...
Posted by steff on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:22:00 PST

oh my lovely, lovely yan...

You're fractured and cold but your heart is unbroken My favourite foremost coastal antartic shelf Oh Larsen B, oh you can fall on me Oh Larsen B, desalinate the barren sea Oh I, I think it's over agai...
Posted by steff on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:49:00 PST

shit your leg off...

my hair is growing back at a ridiculous rate. i need it cutting again but the last two trips have only reinforced my fear of the hairdressers. all my hairdressers have been idiots or racists. this is ...
Posted by steff on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:12:00 PST

five reasons

why walmart are absolute CUNTS:1. they sold those guns and bullets and shit that killed people in america or something2. when michael moore brought this to their attention, they didn't destroy him whe...
Posted by steff on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:40:00 PST

a little less sixteen candles

a little more 'i have the same hair as that knob from falloutboy'.vidal sassoon are cunts.
Posted by steff on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:21:00 PST