18th January - Its arse oclock |
And I can't stop wondering why Danny Wallace has sold out and is now doing Fiat adverts?C'mon, Danny.... Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:04:00 GMT |
16th January - No |
I will not return to youI will not bow to youI will not submit to youAnd all your flashy promises.You entice and seduceAnd lead my hand towardAnd tempt me with your coloursBut tonight is not the night... Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:00:00 GMT |
15th January - Mastercard |
New frames: £70New lenses: £50Glare-resistant coating on the lenses: £40Being proud of your visual impairment: Priceless. Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:28:00 GMT |
5th January - What do you do... |
When the man you love admits to being an My Chemical Romance fan?Cry? No, then I'd be no better than them.Disown him? No, I love him too much.Turn lesbian? See above.Hope he'll grow out of it? Might t... Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 07:22:00 GMT |
23rd December - Sometimes... |
...I think my face is wreaking revenge on me for sticking so many needles through various parts of it. Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 16:46:00 GMT |
10th December - Reasons I Am Awesome Vol. 1 |
I don't edit my pictures.Apart from for comedic effect. Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:15:00 GMT |
6th December - The Best Thing To Ever Happen To Me |
So there I was, walking back from Drew's at some ungodly hour, when I was offered a lift home from a man whose mode of transportation was an office chair.XD Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 20:24:00 GMT |
4th December - Cashpoint |
So I was at the cashpoint outside the student union getting my money on, and the words came up on the screen:Please enter your PIN numberNow as far as I'm aware, PIN stands for Personal Identification... Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 04:58:00 GMT |
28th November - Rising above it |
It doesn't matter who has Led Zeppelin tickets and who doesn't.Or who cried when she found out her ex-boyfriend is going.Because I have my integrity, and no amount of they haven't toured in 26 years i... Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:19:00 GMT |
27th November - A scary statistic |
Number of my close friends who are engaged:
4. Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:38:00 GMT |