Sheila E

My dogs Kaia and Lili, DEADLIEST CATCH, WORK OUT WITH JACKIE.....Mtn Biking....Orioles, Go Eagles.....Black and Blues, Yuengling, Smoked Ale, Vegetarianism, Animal Rights, Bloody Marys at the beach, Biking, Running, Camping, Hiking, Rugby.... cold, rainy, winter days drinking Labatts and Guinness...going home to ski..........50 Ways To Tell If You Are From Philly, you don't say you are from Philadelphia........You're from Philly......1. You knew Will Smith before he became famous.2. You think South Street is Philly's version of The Village.3. You know how to spell Schuylkill River.4. It drives you crazy when somebody calls sneakers "tennis shoes".5. You would "BOO" your own mom if she made a bad sports play.6. You don't call a cheesesteak a "Philly cheesesteak", or a "hoagie" a sub.7. Seeing the Liberty Bell, and Independence Mall ain't a big deal.8. You go to unity day every year.9. You know what Power 99 is and remember Carter & Sanborne in the AM and you are an old ass Philadelphian if you remember Stanley T.10. You know how to cheat SEPTA.11. If you ever ordered shrimp-fried rice, 3 chicken wings, a pizza roll and home-made iced tea.12. You know what a "Jawn" is.13. You used to read Right On, Black Beat, and YO magazines when you was a kid.14. You been to hip hop club "Dances" at least once.15. Everybody on the block is "yo cuzzin" even if they are not related to you.16. You used to go to the Gallery or South Street in the summer just to chill.17. You got a Chinese joint on the corner of your block.18. All you drink is kool-aid and ice-tea.19. You grew up jumping rope (double dutch) and playin' KING ball, Catch-A-Girl-Freak-A-Girl, House, Red Light Green Light, or playin' ball on milk krates.20. You hate Kobe.21. You know where the "Plat" is.22. You go all out for Powerhouse like it's the prom.23. You start counting down to the Greek Night in June.24. The ice cream truck comes around at 3 in the AM.25. You know what a "TRIZZEY" is. LOL!!!26. You end every sentence with, "You know" at least 2 times.27. You want olive oil, not mayonnaise on your "hoagie".28. You hate the Redskins.29. You hate T.O. and now you REALLY hate Dallas!! ( PSYCH!!!)30. Your favorite dessert in the summer is "wooder ice".31. You find yourself saying "yo" and "youse guys" when talkin' to family members in other parts of the country.32. You say ACME like "ACK-A-ME".33. When you go to a nice restaurant you wonder if they have cheesesteaks?34. You can sleep thru the sound of gunfire and police sirens.35. You go to NYC and are amazed at how clean it is.36. You can't eat fries without Cheese Whiz.37. You call the sprinkles on top of your ice cream "jimmies".38. You don't think the name Wawa sounds funny.39. A cheesesteak ain't a cheesesteak if it ain't on an Amoroso roll.40. You know who Jim O..Brien is and how he died.41. You can't have lunch without a Tastycake.42. You still ain't sure about Jerry Penacolli.43. A vacation at the Jersey shore (Down the shoore) is better than going to the Bahamas cause there's more shit to do and you know everybody there.44. You know where to find the Rocky statue.45. You know only tourists go to Geno's, Pat's and Jim's for "real" cheesesteaks. The only time you go there is when you are blitzed and it's 2:00 in the AM.46. You know what and where "Boathouse Row" is.47. You ain't a bandwagon Sixers fan, you loved 'em when they sucked AND before they got A.I.48. You know that M.O.V.E. ain't a new kinda dance.49. You have a plan B, C and D as soon as SEPTA threatens to go on strike, AGAIN.50. You actually dig these jokes.