In case you didn't know... |
Yes folks, in case you haven't noticed, I am now a married man.
On June 16th I married the greatest thing to ever happen to me in my life. As my profile pic shows, we were married barefoot on th...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 17:14:00 GMT |
The health benefits of sex |
Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories.Giving oral sex massages the jaw ... while burning 32 calories.Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins.Having pLeAsInG sex burns ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jul 2005 16:03:00 GMT |
Finally a much needed vacation... |
Of course I have to wait until the last week in December....
Looks like I will be going to Ireland and I'll be there thru Christmas. This is something I've wanted to do for as long as I've known...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jul 2005 23:04:00 GMT |
A tribute to "Nice Guys".. I've never seen it put into better words |
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the ve...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jul 2005 18:47:00 GMT |
Love is like bigfoot... |
Some people insist it exists others adamantly deny it, but there are arguments for both sides.
You may catch a glimpse of it running around, but it usually just turns out to be some drunken wacko in a...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jul 2005 05:44:00 GMT |
Words to live by... |
"After a while, you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul, And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security. And you begin to learn that ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Jun 2005 12:29:00 GMT |
which Cenobite are you? |
You're Pinhead. As the head of the Church ofSorrow, you are an excellent leader. You knowhow to keep your minions under control (whetherby fear or respect), and conversely, keep themhappy by giving th...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Nov 2004 21:41:00 GMT |
What type of zombie are you? |
You are an Evil Dead Zombie. The spirits of thedead took over your body in a lonely cabin, andnow it's your job to kick some Ash ass. Sadly,while you'll succeed in beating the bejeezusout of Ash repea...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Nov 2004 21:38:00 GMT |
Join my army of global conquest |
http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?shoyosei13
Posted by on Wed, 06 Oct 2004 20:09:00 GMT |
My pimp name... |
Silver Tongue Shoyosei Smoove
Posted by on Wed, 05 May 2004 19:04:00 GMT |
