Dear Hippie: To quote a truely wise individual,Eric Cartman "I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!"Here's a disclaimer to pre-empt some typical points:Hating hippies does not make you ignorant, hillbillies or anything backward. It makes you highly educated and I will destroy you in any political or social debate I also hate pansy liberals, ignorant bigots, frat boys, yuppies, jocks, MTV-punks, rich brats, and a whole slew of other idiotic subcultures Love/hate is a duality necessary in life and critical for human existance. Without hate there is no love, so shut up. Blind tolerance is as socially detrimental as blind intolerance. Hating hippies is not intolerance. It is a well studied critique of a bullshit counter-culture I like beatnicks. Except for the bongos. A hate crime must target a race, creed, colour, or religion. Hippies don't count. Why are so many of you goddamn AOL users? You are tools of the Man. You all conform to eachother. Violence has actually made the world what it is today, like it or not. Hippies we are far more intelligent than you. I've never met a hippie with a PhD. You are copying what people have been doing for 30 years. You think you are original? Well your fucking not! Neither I or anyone I know have never met a hippie who didn't fill the stereotype or was just plain dumb. None of you have ever convinced me otherwise. I am a very open-minded person who has interest in everything from Theravada Buddhism to bomb making. I have come to hate hippies through personal experience and research. Do not send your emails when you are stoned, they are difficult to read. You are dumb.But keep 'em coming kids! We love a good laugh and hippies are the best entertainment.
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