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Baron Von Bluto

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About Me

I may seem quiet and shy, but I do not scare easily. I do, however, blush all the time, which makes me blush more. *****I have two fuzzy murderous cats who love the way I smell after a run- my husband says that I feed them too much, but round cats roll well and purr a lot.******* I love anything that glows in the dark. My wedding dress glows in the dark- a painstaking process of cans and cans of spray paint(51 to be exact). My first finger on my right hand was terribly smashed and stinging for days, but it was worth it.******** I am a peanut and peanutbutter enthusiast. I also dig frozen yogart. I try not to eat sugar or flour, but sometimes I am really bad.**** I always look both ways before crossing a street, especially if I am tired.**** The golden rule works well for me.***** No one can beat me at Puzzle Fighter (bring it on). I also like pinball, especially the elvira, mistress of the night.******** I did not vote for Bush !!!! ** I love to dance, but I do not dance well with others. ++++ I have more than a gazillion hats and purses and shoes, and I love to wear wigs and gloves and tiaras and large goofy earrrings.******* I am an artist of many flavors +++ Red roses are my favorite flower.+++ Change does not scare me.+++ I activly hate deer: they are filthy plague ridden beasts with rasor sharp hooves and skittish brains. **** I have recently signed up for websters word of the day, which has been quite enlightning. So far my favorite word has been fussbucket, which is a person who gets upset about things that don't matter; I know a few fussbuckets first hand.
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My Interests

Glow in the dark anything. Sunbathing in the buff. Long warm naps under thick blankies. **** Cartwheels and hula hoops. Fuzzy kittens . The lottery . Oodles of Pink Poodles . Mini skirts and clear high heals . Polka dot panties . ***Diamond rings*** Tattoos . Running . Horror and Satire . Burlesque and Pin ups . Graphic novels esp Sandman . Plastic tiaras . Mario Bros & Puzzle Fighter . **** Faux Pas and fur . Dance music . Coffee and more importantly espresso * Foot massages with or without lotion . Soft tickles with or without feathers ** Oil pastels . Stenography . Pink nail polish . Peanut butter ice cream . ** Balloon sculptures.

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Music:

disco dance pop and funk ** - whatever I can shake my groove thing to I like the nightlife I like to boogie . ** Mark Farina, Michel Jackson, Squirl Nut Zippers, Keoki , ++ my life w the thrill kill kult, Miss Kitten , the Beatles (my favorite) I also like hip hop and jazz and oldies, blues. Beat-boxers make any good show.

Movies:

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Television:

Family Guy , Simpsons ** , Strangers with Candy , Kids in the Hall , Mad TV , Lifetime Movies , Discovery Chanel programs , Twin Peaks ** , Peoples Court , Tales from the Crypt , Animal Planets Most Extream , Court dramas and dating shows . **

Books:

and movies: harlod and maude, the texas chainsaw massacre, party monster, slc punk, the host , run lola run , beetlejuice , the graduate , midnight cowboy , some like it hot , war of the roses , elvira , spaceballs , office space , the royal tenenbaums , amadeus , earth girls are easy , scream , drowning mona , nightmare before christmas , in the bedroom , brain candy , and many many more because I love movies :) I also love to read Kurt Vonnegut rules big time

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My Blog

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a person who seeks to know all the latest news or gossip : busybody
Posted by Baron Von Bluto on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:38:00 PST

short and sweet

School is great. Life is good. The less spare time I have, the better the time off is. Work hard and play hard. And eat well. Stenography is working out well. I enjoy it. You have to. My hair keeps g...
Posted by Baron Von Bluto on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:12:00 PST

boo

  I am getting married at the end of this month. A costume wedding, full of wonders and craziness and sugar. A week long honeymoon of hawaiin cruise ship room service. We have had more than a ...
Posted by Baron Von Bluto on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:58:00 PST