mwah janet the genius! |
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The very proper lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is ga...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 18:15:00 GMT |
Firming up (thanks Jackie) |
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, and pinched her on her butt, and said, "You know if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 17:58:00 GMT |
my obituary |
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Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:46:00 GMT |
Apparently this is my darkest secret!! What's yours? |
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Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:21:00 GMT |
Olympic Performance! (thanks Dawson) |
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand: 'Olympic Condoms.' Impressed, he buys a pack. Upon arriving home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. 'Olympic condoms?' she blurts. 'Wh...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:18:00 GMT |
what are you going to jail for today? |
Bea will go to jail for ...Setting your partners underwear on fire'What">http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=53">'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at http://www.quizuniverse.com" sty...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:01:00 GMT |
Wales' New International Airport |
The Welsh Assembly announced recently the opening of Wales's second airport, the Gurnos Estate International Airport in Merthyr Tydfil.The first flight to arrive was the 11.50 Virgin Airlines Cross-At...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:27:00 GMT |
how to jazz up ur trip to tesco...or any other major supermarket!! |
This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store i...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:24:00 GMT |
Story of my life! lol |
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"She says, "W...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:22:00 GMT |
More Lawyer Jokes |
Satan visited a lawyer.Satan visited a lawyer. He was interested in making him a special lawyers' offer. "If you're willing to give me one major thing, I can arrange a very special deal for you. I can...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 03:32:00 GMT |
