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About Me

I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.

"This here's a recording contract with Decca?"
"No, but I just saved hundreds of dollars on my car insurance!"

Well, they sure were an albino Timorese klezmer band the last time I looked folks!

I'm not a player; I have no game. Unless you count Scattergories. Or Trivial Pursuit.

I observe the Second Law of Quesadilla Thermodynamics.

From my sibling:
Cry "Hammock", and let slip the dogs of snore!

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings, Valentine!"
- Optimus Prime

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My cousins, all 14 of them. Collect them all today!

Also, a better agent. (Mine takes 100%.)

Stu Sutcliffe.

Jesse Presley.

The man who invented the word "pompatus".

The pinhead on whom all the angels danced.

My Blog

One checker, twenty-five customers

The checkout lines were already long when I first entered the Safeway nearest my house last night. They had two checkers working, but the lines were backing up. This being a common problem at this ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:46:00 GMT

Meryl who?

I know better than to expect great service from Blockbuster Video. They're no worse than any other chain video store and you shouldn't expect too much from any business that hires teenagersĀ at minimum...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:09:00 GMT

50 years ago today

Today is the 50th anniversary of the plane crash that killed Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper. It kind of makes me wish that "Buddy" was up and running right now. Perhaps it would be a ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 10:57:00 GMT

Word of the Day

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/panjandr... OK, so, it's a made-up word.But it's a good made-up word.And really, aren't they all made-up?I found it here.And it's in the dictionary. - Word Ne...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:15:00 GMT

Jet Crash in University City

An F-18 crashed in University City, the neighborhood of San Diego in which I grew up. It narrowly missed my high school. Unfortunately, it destroyed the house it landed on. But, all things considered,...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:09:00 GMT

Funny People

This is my submission to the Judd Apatow Funny People contest. It had to be 100 words or less. It won't win because, well, read on.----To win a walk-on role in a Judd Apatow film I would roadie for Ja...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 01:29:00 GMT

After the fire

Thank you to everyone who was concerned about my proximity to the Santa Cruz Mountains fire. We were fortunate that the wind never blew in our direction. We live about one mile North of Monte Toyon. F...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 19:21:00 GMT

Olympic Torch Relay

Is it just me, or did the overhead news footage of the San Francisco leg of the Olympic Torch relay - with the motorcade surrounded by two lines slightly faster-moving motorcycle cops, in turn contain...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:54:00 GMT

Fear and Loitering

Photophobia is not the fear of having your picture taken.But it ought to be.It was, however, the most unpleasant part of a bout of iritis I had a couple of years ago. I was quite irate about it.
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:19:00 GMT

Sick

It's Day 7 of being sick. Oh so thrilling. I'm getting better, but I still wake up every morning feeling like John Hurt in "Alien". I'm just so sure that the little alien will be popping out of my int...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:29:00 GMT