About Me
Ok, I guess it is time to update this thing, consdering it has said the same thing for a few years hahaha. Oh me oh my... where do I start. I am 6'4" and have been told that 6'3" of me is dummy :) I am a goofball that likes to have fun. I was in school so long that it seems like I popped out with a scantron and a #2 pencil... but I am DONE! And you can't make me go back! I got my Bachelor's in Sociology from Cal State Long Beach and it feels really good to only have to worry about work now. I used to sell furniture full time and doing so ignited a desire to be locked up in a padded room with nothing but a TV that is hooked up to a VCR that has tracking problems and cannot be stopped from playing VHS tapes of Barney. So, as you can tell... it made me a little off my rocker! Now I only work there two days a week and it is much more manageable! Now I have another job working for a freight logistics company. Believe me, it sounds much more important than it is hahaha. Basically, if a company ships freight... I can save them money. Honestly though, I love to laugh, have fun, meet new people, and eat cereal. I am trying to broaden my horizons and let no opportunity pass me by, because come on... I'm not gettng any younger! I want to experience new things, people, and just about anything else... well not anything else you dirty pervs hahaha. I may try to look cool, but everyone who knows me can safely say that I leak dork! So if this miniscule self disclosure scared you off.... good... just feel sorry for me cause I have to live with myself. If you are part of the population that continously questions their own sanity and this paragraph about myself turned you on (even just a little =), let me know. Maybe in time you can tell me something about myself so I can replace this crappy concept of self identity =P
To all of you who are interested in the car... She is now sold! But, feel free to watch her below - - - - -
What would you do if you were in a corner and a snake was staring you down?: Sit crossed-legged, put on a turbin, and start whistling
If you were standing at the top of the Eiffel tower?: Pray to God the elevator still works
If you were on the moon?: Fart in my suit to see if it smells the same in space
If you had x-ray vision: I do, but to answer the question, I would look to see what the hell is in skittles that makes them so tasty
If you could fly: I do on a regular basis but it's been kinda cold lately
If you were a contestent on American Idol?: They would shoot me... I sing when I feel someone needs to be tortured
If you had 3 legs: I do, but I only need two shoes :P
If you had no ears: Hate life cause that's my "I'll do aything you want if you nibble on one for a minute" spot
No eyes?: Take off my sunglasses in front of a misbehaving kid at the mall and tell him I didn't listen to my mom either
If you had 15 brothers?: I would feel sorry for my mom because the Howell boys are made big
If you woke up naked in the park?: Go for a morning jog
If you woke up next to your best friend's sig other?: I can't think of anthing funny, that would just plain suck
If you won 100 million dollars: Fix my damn Mustang and have none left
If you had 500 pounds of cheese: Try to remember where I put my 500 pounds of bread, lettuce, turkey, mustard, and have myself an afternoon snack
If you were in the library and had gas: I would spread the wealth, they smell like wild cherries, and let out silent ones all over the place while pretending that I can't find the book I am looking for.
If you were 100 miles from any city and your car ran out of gas: get out my 500 pounds of cheese
If a blizzard dumped 10 feet of snow where you live?: I would finally learn to snowboard.
