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Christian

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About Me

I'm quite / almost / sometimes / very fond of: a) reading over your shoulder b) devices intended to break or bring malfunction (temporarily) to other devices c) successfully saying "No bag please" before the cashier hands me a paper bag stuffed with a hundred napkins and sugar packets with my morning coffee d) people who transition abruptly from being shy to boisterous d) my new Brazilian tourist visa e) catching myself craving something I just saw an advertisement for f) magnolia blossoms g) break up notes found in used textbooks h) postcards i) people who talk and listen with their hands j) discovering old friends living in places that I'm headed to k) Athens, GA l) lasercutting without catching things on fire m) riding my trusty bike with broken spokes n) returning library books overdue o) bookmarking hundreds of weblinks that I'll never get back to reading p) forgetting where I left that thing that I left in that unforgettable spot q) standup comics who excel at being awkward r) the fact that r comes after q s) convincing myself that I will indeed pay back my student loans someday t) kitschy religious plastic stuff from flea markets that glows u) clear plastic push pins ( no, red, yellow, and blue just won't do ) v) my nephew Naaman's perspective on the world w) design noir x) parsing strings and recombining words in weird ways (and yes, being a geek) y) being an amateur at everything z) building shit

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


I want to meet a strandbeest creation walking along some windy beach. Theo Jansen's bio is the coolest: "He makes skeletons which are able to walk on the wind. Eventualy he wants to put these animals out in herds on the beaches, so they will live their own lives."

WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET ARCHIVE
08.14.06 - Nam June Paik
01.28.06 - Jacques de Vaucanson
08.29.05 - N55
08.29.05 - David Ellis
07.08.05 - Kurt Ralske
06.22.05 - Sabrina Raaf
06.17.05 - H.G. Frankfurt
06.11.05 - Mumbleboy
06.01.05 - Han Hoogerbrugge

My Blog

Pachyderm Prosthesis

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4193798.stm New leg for wounded Thai elephant Go read this BBC story about Motala, a 44 year old elephant that got her leg blown off 6 years ago on the Thai...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 17:58:00 GMT

fingernail storage?

This is scary...our bodies as just another way to store information. The tyranny of technology is upon us... And does this mean more revenue for all those nail salons? from we-make-money-not-a...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jul 2005 22:11:00 GMT

screw you, old man

So instead of going to bed last night after getting home at 4:30am, I decided to pry my eyelids open for a couple more hours, so's I could beat the vinyl parasites to the J & J Flea Market for all the...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jul 2005 14:06:00 GMT

body language experts (aka "can i get a hand clap for the way i shake my back?!")

So, these celebrity tabloid magazines keep showing up at my house. They have the most amazing tendency to attach themselves like CMYK parasites to my girlfriend on her way home from her work at a loca...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jun 2005 21:06:00 GMT

e.l.i. poems

from the random mind of the electro-linguistic imaginator: The oligarchy minimizes for creative rains awakening fascist just do it! cooperatively applauding awesome >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jun 2005 22:59:00 GMT

wtf are you looking at? no cruising zone neanderthals

So, five drinks into the friday night life tonight, I was meandering my easy way down Jackson Street looking blissfully straightforward as I usually do when in such a stupor, when, lo and behold, anot...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jun 2005 01:19:00 GMT

usa terrorist hunting permit - 06.10.2005

Here's a picture of a vanity plate I took on my shitty cellphone camera today in downtown Athens. I think it reveals the predicament we find ourselves in these days in a really bleak and concise fas...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jun 2005 23:52:00 GMT