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JOE COoLâ„¢

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I don't believe in Quantum Physics when it comes to matters of the heart...or loins. I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

My Interests

people and the ways of the world.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

DJ Epic/Tiesto/AK1200/aphrodite/carl cox/pvd/okenfold/Scorpions/def leopard/canderia/bon jovi/zepplin/pink floyd/Billy Joel/jodeci/jd/missy/timbaland/snoop/dre/50/em/biggie/dmx/lo st boyz/wu tang/run dmc/beastie boyz/3Freestyle3Chopin

Television:

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Books:

currently my database stuff from work and when i have any free time Angels and Demons

Heroes:

some prosciutto, genoa, capicola, and fresh mozz mMMmmm