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Leafman

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About Me

I'm rich, handsome, possess 17 accredited master's degrees, live in a 17-room Las Vegas mansion estate and I use my red Ferrari to cart myself around, but only when my Bentley is on the fritz ...
OOPS! Was I dreaming? I guess I'd better wake up and smell the Vegas pansies and dandelions. After all, I've gotta finish this frickin' profile.
I guess I'm a "down to earth" everyday Joe trapped in a "swell guy's" body who loves his work, loves his family, loves his friends, loves his two-bedroom condo, and loves his sporty little green car, which he calls the Leafman-mobile. Boy, isn't "love" a MANY-splendored thing when you use the word that many times in one sentence?
My two favorite flavors in life are chocolate and sarcasm. Sometimes, they're two great tastes that taste great together.
My life these days consists mostly of "playing house" with my absolutely amazing fiancee, but I also like hanging out with my friends, riding my bike 'round town (saves gas, great for the environment), watching DVDs (classic films and indies preferred), and being a Star Trek geek. And to keep consistent with my leafy nickname, I'm now addicted to green tea, which I gobble up by the gallon.
I keep meaning to get back to the Las Vegas Athletic Club to get into TIP top shape (but I'm still in good form for 42), and I kinda miss taking classes at CSN to broaden my knowledge banks, which I used to do all the time (classes like political science, literature and philosophy preferred). Though I'm not active in volunteering for the Democratic Party anymore (and I'm REALLY frustrated by Dennis Kucinich's lack of success), I still entertain the idea of finding any group of bleeding heart liberals within reach so I can join their sheep herd. How do I spell the word "liberal?" .... "B-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H" (attempt at sheep sound)
If you feel a need to drop by or send me a message, please do! Just be ready to pay $9.99 plus tax to visit here, but I'll waive the charge for everyone else if you realize I'm kidding.


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dennis Kucinich ('cuz I believe he's a genius)
Audrey Hepburn (if she were alive)

My Blog

I Got Tagged: 10 Random Things About Me

(THIS COMES FROM MY FRIEND DEB)Rules of the Game:Once you have been tagged, you must write a blog containing 10 weird, random things, (facts, habits or goals) about yourself. At the end, select 10 pe...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:47:00 GMT

Something tells me Im into something goop

Why don't I go ahead and start this blog with some sentences that just DRIP with a morass of mushy goop? Sound good? Cool! I'll bet dialing by this blog entry and having goop shoved down your throat h...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:53:00 GMT

A foolproof scheme to sell my condo

What is the American Dream? It's to own a home, of course. No more landlords pounding on your front door demanding rent, no more living out of the backseat of your car and no more occupying a 12-by-12...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:15:00 GMT

Im *inhale fresh air, inhale fresh air* waving goodbye to that old friend now

OK, OK, I ain't got no sarcastic gibes to type in today, nor do I have time to do that. I just wanted to put it in writing (typing) that I am officially starting the dawn of a new era: "The Smoke-Free...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:13:00 GMT

I'm *cough, cough* welcoming back *cough* an old friend

It's official! It's now written in stone, or should I say that it's burnt in legible smoldered letters in an ashtray? I'm a SMOKER again!!!! Oh yes, I am now carrying a trusty pack of blue-box America...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:51:00 GMT

Bidding a fond farewell to all those ladies and germs

It was Sunday night that I found myself trying to embody the characteristics of Jim Phelps & you know, Mission: Impossible? "Impossible" can take on many forms, including what I could call "The Imposs...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 15:30:00 GMT

I can do it, I must do it, I WILL do it .... tomorrow

I've come to the conclusion that I am a MASTER at the Art of Procrastination. In fact, I've decided I'm going to set a scholastic precedent and teach my own doctorate program in procrastination at UNL...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 19:41:00 GMT

I'll be what I am ... (no longer) a solitary man

Today, I find myself contemplating my final days of solitude. In other words, I no longer will be living in my two-bedroom castle by myself. After nearly two years of aloneness in my condominium domic...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:31:00 GMT

A damsel in distress won't make me a knight in shining armor

Vegas can be a tough town. No doubt about it. Beaneath the neon veneer of showgirl kicks and chirping slot machines is a core of sicko, scummo sordidness.Case in point: a girl who showed on my doorste...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:24:00 GMT

Thank you for thanking me for thanking you for not smoking

Those of you who are my dearest friends (excuse the mushiness) might look at my profile and notice a miniscule change under "Leafman's details." Anyone see it? Is it a glaringly obvious detail that gr...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:23:00 GMT