Alex [wonders why everyone talks in 3rd person]

FT: tech support

have you ever had a bad expereince with tech support? maybe this will make you feel better... the following is my correspondence with a certain company called Beyond Micro, a manufacturer of external...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 13:52:00 GMT

for those of you with no shame...

As you may all well know, I don't post these very often. And, as you may also well know, when I do, it is most likely to decry something unjust/idiotic/disgusting, or possibly all of the above. In oth...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:39:00 GMT

FT: CHAIN LETTERS!

pardon the vindictive mood... i just missed going downstate by about 0.1 seconds. so perhaps im a little frustrated. and yes, i know i alredy posted this as a bulletin, but bulletins get buried, and s...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 11:57:00 GMT

Resurrected Thoughts: Part 2

more thoughts from my old site! can you tell i have notihng better to post on here!? meh, whatever. enjoy, if possible: - Don't you hate it when you're talking to someone on AIM about something whe...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 19:21:00 GMT

blast from my slightly twisted past

so I got bored recently (the start of any good crappy story) and went through my old old website on brinkster that i used to run. most of it isnt worth salvaging... though i did look back at those tho...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 19:09:00 GMT

1945

This is a just a parody I wrote of that godawful song "1985." I suppose you could say it's "based on a true story." Those of you who go to HSHS will know right away who I'm talking about. If you've g...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 09:49:00 GMT

FT: Fuck the Paperclip

FUCK THE PAPERCLIP! Perhaps I should explain. Ever opened up Microsoft Word? There, end of story. Just as a genie reflects the will of its master, the satan-spawn software of an evil monopolizing co...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Aug 2005 14:33:00 GMT

what in the...

how the hell did i get conned into making this?! oh well... suppose i'll make the most of it... this would be the part where you expect me to relate every pathetic detail of my boring life and compl...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jul 2005 05:37:00 GMT

introducing... Fuck That!

hey there everypeoples... just thought i'd post something that would make this blog remotely interesting, so i'm unveiling a recurring piece i'm gonna do. it's called... Fuck That! the premise is ve...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jul 2005 23:04:00 GMT