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“This essay was written by an 8th grader in Pittsburgh in the spring of 2004. The assignment was to pick an enangered species, and explain why it’s important to save it. The typos and formatting are preserved from the original.”I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all could die and it won't affect my life. I know a lot about them but I don't need to think about them. They're just a waste of time koalas are stupid they don't help me with shit so why should I help them. If they all die there will be more room for the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I don't like koalas. Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they going to be crying like some little bitches. Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start climbing up the tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet away. They stupid as hell they should put their brain in their pouch and put the kid in they ten they're be able to think better. They try to be in the fucking kangaroo family. They weak as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their cousins and shit. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do a koala got? Some little ass legs, they tails is little and weak as fuck kangaroo's got a big ass long tail that can kill a fucking koala. If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe with its little short ass. It'd fucking drown soon aas it take one step into the water. While they at the river trying to get something to drink a bear could just come to him and snatch its ass up. It doesn't know protection because they don't have protection. What they little ass going to do? It can't scratch him. The bear will beat his fucking ass. The important think about koalas is that just don't care about tem and let them die by all the other animals in Australia. They're not important just let nature do what it do and kill them. Koalas do not have a place in this world there's not enough room for all the bitches in this world. So let all the koalas that's in the zoos and shit. Let them go and put them back with their family. If you let them all go they won't nothing except for that's what they was put in this world for. Now you know why koalas aren't important. They have nothing to do except for sitting around in the trees. It's like they just was like they was sent have to die. Koalas don't do nothing to help anybody. Thre would be just one more relative of the kangaroo that will be six feet under. Now you know why koalas are not important because there are dumb.
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11/30--Marcos voice UNMASKED

this is a great episode. listen here!Backwards Modus Operandi--William S. BurroughsAnimal Collective--FeelsCrazy BK ChickTrapdoorSkip Spence--Grey AfroBrân--Y Gwylwyr (Welsh Rare Beat Compilation)Sus...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:03:00 GMT

10/26--Full Moon Acid Madness

click to listenThe Beatles--Magical Mystery TourThe Pretty Things--LSD (live)Amon Duul II--Archangels ThunderbirdRelatively Clean Waters--Hello SunshineLucky Dragons--Compliment SongAriel Pink--AlisaH...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:03:00 GMT

10.12.07

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Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 21:04:00 GMT

10/05--Only Alpha

Moose--Everybody's Talkin'Cocteau Twins--Iceblink LuckMy Bloody Valentine--Honey PowerRide--Here and NowSuicide--Keep Your DreamsHarmonia--HausmusikDurutti Column--Missing BoyNeu!--IsiHoly Shit--Big ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:44:00 GMT

9/21 The Singing Belly Buttons

Esquivel--Jingle Bells IntroODB & Macy Grey--Don't Go Breakin' My HeartBuzzcocks--Orgasm AddictLoretta Lynn--Coal Miner's DaughterJohn Lennon--Oh! YokoJose Gonzales--HeartbeatsDead Prez--It's Still Bi...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:41:00 GMT

7/31-- Maximum KAOSS

Medicine--The PinkMy Bloody Valentine--Map Ref. 41°N 93° WNeu!--After EightThee Headcoatees--Ca Plane Pour MoiMark Sultan--We're SinkingHoly Shit--Written All Over your FaceAnimal Collective--Firework...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:55:00 GMT

8/ 14--Attention Deficit BMBF

a lot of these i couldn't read off the shitty paper bag they were written on, so:sly and the family stone--if you want me...cat stevens--here comes my babygreggory d and...--freddie's backbo diddley--...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:47:00 GMT

9/14-- Marco FREAKS OUT!

listen:Brian Eno--China My ChinaDavid Bowie--The Boys Keep SwingingSiouxsie and the Banshees--This Town Ain't Big EnoughAnimal Collective--Reverend GreeneVenetian SnaresDan Deacon--Woody WoodpeckerBla...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:36:00 GMT

9/07--LISTEN TO THIS ONE

20/20--Yellow PillsMy Dead is Dead--Too Far GoneStatus Quo--Pictures of Matchstick MenVenetian SnaresSlick Rick--Mona LisaSkinny Puppy--WarlockElectric WizardHeart--Crazy on YouOtis Redding--Change Go...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT

8/21--The half-ass Saga of Rodney Toady

listen to this episode here!Funkadelic--I'm Never Gonna Tell ItELO--JungleYesterday's Obsession--The CycleEdwin Starr--25 MilesWeen--Spinal MeningitisHuman League--Circus of DeathDeerhunterJennifer Ge...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 19:35:00 GMT