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Jason

Like a tongue dart to the fart pipe.

About Me

I have the heart of a champion.

My Interests

RubeChat, snowboarding, records, bubble tea, dirty martinis and margaritas, books, cool old seafoam green Ford Broncos, tattoos, flea markets, sushi, Godzilla, single speed bikes, roadtrips, midcentury modern stuff, cheap beer, The Country Bar karaoke, Chia Pets, Skeets and anything Bubs-related

I'd like to meet:

Other yarnface delinquents.

Music:

The Misfits, The Fleshtones, The Faint, Bjork, Merle Haggard, Joy Division, Neil Young, Motorhead, Murder City Devils, The Replacements, Heart, Ramones, Social D, Kool Keith, Journey, Janis Figure, Demented Are Go, Wu Tang Clan, Jane's Addiction, Nekromantix, The Sword, Orange Goblin, 3 Inches of Blood, TURBONEGRO

Movies:

Donnie Darko, High Plains Drifter, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Supertroopers, The Big Lebowski, A Christmas Story, Groundhog Day, Pootie Tang, Orgazmo, Destroy All Monsters starring Godzilla, Jaws

Television:

Curb, Deadwood, Carnivale, BBC Office, Cheaters, MXC

Books:

House of Leaves, 4x4 and Offroad Magazine, Where White Men Fear To Tread, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, anything Tim Sandlin, Bukowski, Phillip K. Dick, Robbins, Black Elk Speaks, In God We Trust; All Others Pay Cash

Heroes:

Lead singers of suburban coverbands