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About Me

Tall, dark and sardonic. A decent, kind and gentle human being accentuated with a sprinkling of "asshole," a dash of misogyny and a generous helping of sarcasm.

To me, it doesn't matter if your scapegoats are the Jews, the homosexuals, the male sex, the Masons, the Jesuits, the Welfare Parasites, the Power Elite, the female sex, the vegetarians or the Communist Party. To the extent that you need scapegoats, you simply have not got your brain programmed to work as an efficient problem-solving machine. Show me a movement that doesn't hate somebody and I will join it at once.

I'm a genius but always finding myself on Academic Probation.

"As long as there is a lower class, I am in it. As long as there is a criminal element, I am of it. As long as there is a soul in prison, I am not free." (Eugene V. Debs)

My Interests

Acting like an idiot. Inappropriate humor. Alcohol. Anger. Sex. Love. Violence. Deviance. Human sexuality. Swords. Fighting. Film. Theatre. Art. Poetry. Erotica. Music. Food. Expanding consciousness. Experience. Enlightenment. Your mom. Social constructions. Hypocrisy.

I'd like to meet:

Donna Reed with tattoos and an electric guitar.

Music:

My Bloody Valentine, Tool, Sunny Day Real Estate, Pole, Neutral Milk Hotel, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs, Jarabe De Palo, Lucybell, Jets to Brazil, Radiohead, The Clash, Oysterhead, Shakira, Garbage, Thelonious Monk, Miles Davis, The Police, Portishead, Modest Mouse, Belle and Sebastian, Faith No More, Beethoven, Bauhaus, OutKast, Eminem, Joy Division, Blondie, Social Distortion, Souixie and the Banshees, Annie Lennox, Chemical Brothers, The Dust Brothers, Death Cab for Cutie, The Eels, Death in Vegas, Gorillaz, Atari Teenage Riot, Antonin Dvorak, Charlie "Bird" Parker, The Doors, Sex Pistols, John Coltrain, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Jimi Hendrix, Keb 'Mo, Louis Armstrong, Cibo Matto, Built to Spill, A Perfect Cirlce, Alice in Chains, Santana, Phish, L7, Duran Duran, Morcheeba, Si Se, Ministry, Babes in Toyland, Ani DiFranco, Poe, The Cure, Billy Idol, Tito Puente, Celia Cruz, Ruben Blades, Otmar Leibert, Audioslave, George Clinton, Marvin Gaye, Tony Clifton, Dead Kennedys, The Ramones, Plastillina Mosh, Adam Ant, The Shins, Mazzy Star (Anyone remember them?), Helmet (or them?), Storm Inc., System of a Down, The Stray Cats, Nine Inch Nails, Molotov, King Chango, Carlos Gardel, The Crystal Method, Pedro the Lion, The Reverend Horton Heat, Regina Spektor, Prince, Steve Vai, Javier Garcia

Movies:

May; Boondock Saints; Caligula; Titus; Citizen Kane; Monty Python; Porn; Akira; Ghost in the Shell; Pi; Cube; Fight Club; The Game; Erik the Viking; Secretary; Full Monty; The Princess Bride; Half-Baked; Tank Girl; Seven; Frida; Lord of the Rings Trilogy; UHF; Anime; Saving Grace; Blade Runner; Kiss the Girls; Triumph of the Will; 2001: A Space Odyssey; Quills; Bruce Campbell vs. The Army of Darkness; Evil Dead; Undercover Brother; Vertigo; Psycho (Hitchcock); 39 Steps; Unbreakable; Henry & June; The Red Violin; Kundun; History of the World Part I; The Great Dictator; Conspiracy; A Clockwork Orange; Illuminata; Elizabeth; The House of Yes; South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut; City of the Lost Children; Dark City; The Lover; Rocky Horror Picture Show; Vampire Hunter D; PCU; Run Lola Run; Rounders; The Talented Mr. Ripley; Monster; Boxing Helena; Closer; Hotel Rwanda; Love is Colder than Death; Tom Jones; Talk Radio; Way of the Gun; Enter the Dragon; Hero; The Aristocrats; Bubba Ho-Tep, Don Hertzfeldt animation

Television:

Family Guy, Adult Swim, Simpsons, MXC, ATHF, House M.D.

Books:

The Illuminatus Trilogy; Autobiography of a Brown Buffalo; Sex, Drugs and Magick; Justine; The Story of O; A Good Cuntboy is Hard to Find; 2001: A Space Odyssey; The Things They Carried

Heroes:

We can be heroes.......just for one day

My Blog

Here Comes Dr. Tran

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Posted by E on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:47:00 PST

The Passenger

I am the passenger and I ride and I ride I ride through the city's backsides I see the stars come out of the sky Yeah, the bright and hollow sky You know it looks so good tonight I am the passenger ...
Posted by E on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:41:00 PST

What Now?

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Posted by E on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:42:00 PST

A’La Amour

This requires audience participation. So grab a member of the opposite sex and read each part aloud. Enjoy! Check out the animation of Dan Hertzfeldt...
Posted by E on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 06:54:00 PST

Bob Calls Em Like He Sees Em

Who's to say Jose is not gay. He may. His applause, in a way, proclaims he's fay in those blues he wore that day. And soon he'll sail away in the company of others he must ob...
Posted by E on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:06:00 PST

Repin the set, niggah

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Posted by E on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:59:00 PST

Shine On You Crazy Diamond

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun. Shine on you crazy diamond. Now there's a look in your eyes. Like black holes in the sky. Shine on you crazy diamond. You were caught in the cross...
Posted by E on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:29:00 PST

Penetration

Have you ever seen an idealist With grey hairs on his head Or successful men who keep in touch With unsuccessful friends? You only think you do I could have sworn I saw it too But as it turns o...
Posted by E on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:42:00 PST

Jailhouse Rock

[The more serious offenders take part in full Broadway productions. You haven't lived until you've seen the Aryan Brotherhood and the Triad do their rendition of West Side Story. One word...
Posted by E on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:39:00 PST

yeay. shit! Goody! FUCK!

yeay: Professional (indoor) soccer team has been playing in the Central Valley.shit!: It's in Stockton. 2 hours away.Goody!: San Jose Earthquakes will resume play as soon as 2008.FUCK!: I still work n...
Posted by E on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:55:00 PST