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jesse

for your purse and parcels

About Me

prettyplease.blogspot.com goodnightgunfight.com poetz.comFader Magazine vs. Pretty Please -- For years Fader Magazine has been the undisputable bible for New York’s racial melting pot of hipsters. Its content struck a strategically-planned middleground by covering floppy-haired rockers, dreaded neo-soldiers and Italian photographers. The Fader formula was easy to spot: unroll a photo series of Jamaicans being dope, interview the Still over PBRs and enlist an all-star cast of advertisers. But this past fall, no doubt during a jizz-spouting bender of self-masturbation brought on by its own glossy pages and Levi-Cornerstone-financed bashes, The Fader alienated New York’s fashionistas and downtown tastemakers and lost its Billyburg and Faux-Faux Greene street cred. With the Fader plummeting back down to the ranks of YRB Magazine and 1999 issues of Shout, New York became a power vacuum for hungry hipster editors. The Pretty Please Zine struck down all competitors by packing its pages with tantalizing poetry, delightful vegan recipes, shoddy photography and a list of New York’s best popcorn venders (“at the movies!”). Pretty Please’s one-woman editorial staff has attracted swarms of glassy-eyed devotees with her casual writing style, affinity for laymen’s terms and intimate relationship with The Giraffes.

My Interests

playing music, plastic fruit and cake, the beach

I'd like to meet:

someone who can get me the perfect job

Music:

cubie and the five stairsteps

Movies:

over the edge

Television:

mr. show

Books:

burn collector

Heroes:

brenda kahn