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Birdie

"When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." -Sinclair Lewis

About Me

Arrested Development: Which Bluth Are You?
You are Buster. You enjoy scholarly pursuits, think Mom's awesome and love off the hook parties with unlimited juice.
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Which Goonie r u? Mikey You are ver adventurous. You practically lead the Goonies, and are very brave. Your hero is a dead pirate you inspires you to be yourself.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

myself ten years ago. Now I'll go about my day like, "Yeah, right, time travel is IMPOSSIBLE! That'd NEVER HAPPEN, especially to me...." and secretly be waiting for the time portal to open up in my room. That's kind of how it should go, right? Like in the movies?

Music:

Hem, Billie Holiday, Le Tigre, Magnetic Fields, Mazzy Star, Suzanne Vega, THE PIXIES, Frank Black and the Catholics, Neko Case, Po' Girl, The Be Good Tanyas, Belle and Sebastian (only sometimes now), Stereolab, that Modest Mouse album everyone likes, Cuban music, and oh so much more.... alright, here's a little more... Dengue Fever, Whiskeytown, Gillian Welch (and David Rawlings), I very much like the Wilco & Billy Bragg collaboration on Woody Guthrie songs called Mermaid Avenue, Elliot Smith, Feist, The Beach Boys, The Beta Band, Morrisey, Nick Drake (lately, Time of No Reply), Bonnie Tyler's song Total Eclipse of the Heart, Imani Coppola, DAVID BOWIE! OH you pretty things...And if you like him in Portuguese, watch The Life Aquatic with Seu Jorge.... Velvet Underground ("Satellite's gone, up to the sky. Things like that drive me out of my mind.") George Gershwin, especially in the summer...and Classic Queen, the tape from 1978. Oh and Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, Roger Miller because "You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd, but you can be happy if you've a mind to!", Bob Dylan I suppose and the one Bonnie Raitt song "Angel from Montgomery" which makes me cry about halfway through every time.

Movies:

Benny & Joon, The Life Aquatic, Party Girl, Nightmare Before Christmas, Charade, Roman Holiday, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, most Marx Brothers movies, The ORIGINAL Pink Panther movies with PETER SELLERS, Kill Bill 1 and 2 but especially Kill Bill 1, Amelie, and Legend of the Drunken Master the younger Jackie Chan version, Wallace and Gromit's The Curse of the WereRabbit (my son's favorite), To Have and Have Not, Charlie Chaplin The Mutual productions, Little Miss Sunshine, comfort movies are black & white or sad and beautiful foreign films preferably involving martial arts or kick ass fight scenes.

Television:

We have no TV. It's better this way. But I do download these shows- ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, WEEDS, FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS, HEROES, AND THE L WORD.

Books:

Cookbooks. Moosewood Collective Cookbook I highly recommend, King Arthur 200th Anniversary cookbook. Unconditional Parenting by Alfie Kohn. Lately- anything at all by Terry Pratchett, especially though his latest Going Postal and the also very very good Thief of Time/ Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch by Neil Gaimen and Terry Pratchett/ Lies My Teacher Told Me by James W. Loewen/ The Beekeeper's Apprentice or On the Segregation of the Queen by Laurie R. King and the rest of the Sherlock Holmes detective series with Mary Russell and the original, of course by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle/ Leaves of Grass; Song of Myself by Walt Whitman/ Mockingbird, Wish Me Luck by Charles Bukowski/ The Collected Works of E.E. Cummings/ Most poetry by Guillame Apollinare/ Most of the plays of William Shakespeare, including: The Tempest, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Romeo and Juliet, Twelfth Night, and Hamlet/ Yes, I am a Harry Potter fan/ Of course I like fantasy stories such as The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings (I can quote parts!)/ The Melancholy Death of Oysterboy and Other Stories by Tim Burton

Heroes:

George Washington Carver (if you don't know who he is you should, among many other things he invented peanut butter) and my brother Benny. All single moms, everywhere.

My Blog

Let’s see if this works....

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Posted by Birdie on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:41:00 PST

Ok, so this is not 9 in my best of comedy.... but its still pretty darn good.

Kristen Schaal (she's Mel from FOTC fame! Uh, that's Flight of the Conchords if you aren't in THE KNOW) has her own new series! Check out a clip! I assure you this is a real online tv show called Pene...
Posted by Birdie on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:04:00 PST

Birdies blog hosts a top ten of comedy skits/moments starting right MEOW!

NUMBER 10As some of you are well aware, I grew up watching, admiring and emulating the Marx Brothers. It amazes me how even though I'm sure many of the Marx Brothers jokes go right by my head because ...
Posted by Birdie on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:15:00 PST

Marx Brothers At The Circus interrogate The Professor.

Vetiver was sold out so Phoenix and I are watching this.Midget bullying on a Friday night. Oh yeah....
Posted by Birdie on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:35:00 PST

Just for s**** and giggles. Sarah Palin in the Miss Alaska Beauty Pagent back in ’83

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Posted by Birdie on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:36:00 PST

Free Beer!

..McCainâýýs Economic Plan For Nation: 'Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress'...
Posted by Birdie on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 05:33:00 PST

You get to read my homework..... lucky you!

The editorial I chose to critique is from The New York Times Opinion section and is entitled "Holding Mr. Rove in Contempt". In the article, the author reminds the reader that it has been nearly two ...
Posted by Birdie on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 06:54:00 PST

This one goes out for all those couples plagued by the dullness that can be domestic sex.

It's the Original Electric Six Video for the song "Danger! High Voltage!" It's so fucked UP!You'll love it!(This one is in answer to your essay Steve.)Enjoy! Ha Ha Ha!LOL!!!!! and if you thou...
Posted by Birdie on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 06:01:00 PST

"Charlie? Charlie. Charlie!"

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Posted by Birdie on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:33:00 PST

A poem I wrote last year on my birthday.

Seven YearsPoetry used to serve me wellit was at my command-waiting on my tongue,burning in my pocket,ready to be brandished.Now, seven years have passed,and I saw you today in his eyesand upper lip, ...
Posted by Birdie on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:22:00 PST