My First Time Flying |
Going through my old diaries and found my 52 page word document on back packing around Australia
This section is about my first time flying, all the way to Australia, hell of a first flight!
I've brok...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 00:48:00 GMT |
Aqua Britannia |
It would appear the country is not only swamped by refugees and other detritus of human waste but our most precious commodity has turned against us as well. Water, it's seriously fucking up the ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:10:00 GMT |
Maria |
I ring her phone, my heart hammering in my chest like a piston. She answers, "Hello Carl." She says.
"Hi Maria, how are you?" I say, forever trying to be the perfect English gentleman.
"Go...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 15:26:00 GMT |
Skydive Lillo: Living The Life |
I drive to the drop zone the next morning, my shades on and the car window down. I have decided to go a bit early with it being my first time driving. As I speed along the dirty path kicki...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 15:21:00 GMT |
Stags, Aussies, Hens and Cars |
It's nine in the morning; I've just arrived at Bristol airport an hour late. Normally when people are stuck on a plane for an hour, doing nothing they are annoyed, not me, I knew that when I arr...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 15:18:00 GMT |
Read This Before The Three Blogs Above |
I've just been on the best holiday of my life and I desperately need to share it with those who are willing to read it. It has everything in it, sex, drugs, laughs, paranoia, adrenaline, antics,...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 15:13:00 GMT |
The Rise and Fall of New Labour and Carls Relationship With Dawn |
Its January 1997, I'm cold, wet hungry and I've just been told that I'm to be medically discharged from the Army. What a crock of shit, three weeks before I pass out as a member of the Queen's C...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 15:07:00 GMT |
Youth Club At Work |
It all began at lunch time. Jayne was on her lunch and I was sitting pretty keeping the CENSORED ticking over by passing random calls through to those whose names caught my eye.
Naomi and Charl...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 16:43:00 GMT |
Who Is Malus DarkMoon? |
Malus, the splinter in my mind that is my alter ego. It's hard to say where I end and Malus begins. We are a fusion of two psyches. If I am an introvert, Malus is an extravert. ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 14:36:00 GMT |
Can It Get Any Worse |
11th June 2007 Thursday
I finish work at four in the afternoon and speed home, thoughts of chilling out with a nice joint at the forefront of my mind. Getting home I realise no one is in and a...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:06:00 GMT |
