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rian

i have the energy of a bear that has the energy of two bears.

About Me

my beerdrunk soul is sadder than all of the dead christmas tress of the world
www.ryanhoffer.com

My Interests

old radio programs, coffee, whisky, playing guitar, prairie home companion, making art, making more art, Chile! listening to quiet music, learning other languages and sounding silly practicing them with other english speakers, getting away from it all

I'd like to meet:

already met her

Music:

exotica, vintage lounge, world war II-era radio, les baxter, henry mancini, three suns, harmonicats, and anything else that makes you want to drink a martini in the morning

Movies:

american psycho. disney's robin hood, the rules of attraction. one flew over the cuckoos nest. leaving las vegas. factotum. expoitation films. and anything extremely old or silent.

Television:

i love my ducktales on dvd!!!

Books:

when im not eating people i like to read bret easton ellis. when im not drinking i read bukowski. when im feeling righteous i read me some scripture.

Heroes:

is a fantastic show!

My Blog

devil took sway of my heart

i jumped out my first floor window, barefoot, booked it for monument park. made it as far as evans and falls when i heard you call "its not my fault, the devil took took sway of my heart". i couldn&rs...
Posted by rian on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:14:00 PST

every continent except antarctica

iam writing a book. this is more of it. -rian Do Koalas Prefer Chocolate Or Fruit, Generally Speaking? Every drunk needs a good hobby and I might as well choose something sophisticated. Abraham Linc...
Posted by rian on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:17:00 PST

every continent except antarctica

iam writing a book. this is the beginning. -rian   every continent except antarctica. "Did you know that bees and vegans exist on every continent except Antarctica?" O god, she didn't just say t...
Posted by rian on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:19:00 PST

its 5am and you are listening to los angeles.

I stopped the thought before it's drip became insistent I rubbed it out and loved the spot where it was missing She's widely known the only maquereau that pays her taxes I got to box her for the money...
Posted by rian on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:59:00 PST

Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intel...
Posted by rian on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 11:07:00 PST