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It has often been said that the easiest and most effective way to write is to use your personal experiences. I beg to differ. For me, it has always been easiest to write about Allister Cromley. It's not that I don't find my life interesting, it's just that I'm currently involved in it and have been for a while now. It would be incredibly monotonous to write down my life while in the process of also living it-like living twice, but only getting the actual feeling of it once. Seems pointless. So, it’s fortunate that I don’t have to. Allister and I have long been friends and I would have chronicled his life much sooner, but Allister had made me promise to wait. He had bigger plans that would begin only after he passed on. Each night, he wanted to ship out a hand made, three-hour biopic to our subconscious while we slept peacefully. But, my fear is that he underestimated the amount of people in this world. Some day, my friends. Some day. Until then, I shall just have to depend on spreading the word to you and you spreading it to who you will until we have reached the far corners of the world (where, at one time, Allister owned and operated a small windmill).Also, do not be distracted by the chapter numbers. Though the stories have no real connection beyond their subject being Allister, I happen to really like chapters and have never been the strongest at coming up with titles. But, each chapter stands on its own.

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Chapter 107

Allister was once beckoned off the street by an incomprehensible conversation. The hollow echoes of the words floated through the air and tugged on his ear. And he followed, led to a cafe table bubbli...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 08:20:00 GMT

Chapter 106

If one asked Allister if he had any children, Allister would pause for a moment to put together a proper answer. He had a child. But, it was not his. That is to say, biologically, the child was not hi...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:30:00 GMT

Chapter 105

One fine summer eve, going broke, Allister spent his final nickel on a single package of chewing gum. He told no one of this purchase until he told me years later. It frustrated him that logic should ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 08:19:00 GMT

Chapter 104

Of stories in times when stories were needed, Allister often told this one:That once upon a time there lived a young man. An angry young man. A man whose beard grew dark and thick (though, it should b...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:13:00 GMT

Chapter 103

When the chills of the past would creep up to Allister, crawl up his back on fingernails long unclipped, he did what we all do. He shuddered. He felt his skin produce goosebumps. And, though he should...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 10:25:00 GMT

Chapter 102

One particular Sunday, Allister found himself staring at the wall. His wall. To his house. There seemed to be boredom in the room. A boredom that may very well have been born that morning, a morning t...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 09:47:00 GMT

Chapter 101

Allister held respect for all members of the genus inanimate long after the youthful tendencies of speaking to toy soldiers should have dissipated. He would, for instance, recognize the nod of the roc...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:47:00 GMT

Chapter 100

When in confusion or doubt (which can, no doubt, be confusing), Allister tended to find himself in a seedy pub called Deke's. And it was not necessarily the call of scotch that brought him and it was ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:14:00 GMT

Chapter 99

When in times of amnesia, Allister felt compelled to stare blankly. Of course, these cases tended to be along the minor as opposed to the major. That is to say that these cases were usually examples o...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:00:00 GMT

Chapter 98

Allister loved, more than almost anything, to look at a baby's wise and curious gaze. Their eyes wide and searching. For it was all so new.That hands open. That these hands are attached to you even is...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 08:29:00 GMT