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About Me

My brain wanders, lost, random with thought. Why am I doing this, I wondered... I live in a small town. I've been entertaining my brain the best I can all these years, which is a bit hard to do, living out here. Actually, no, it isn't. Not when you have "stuff" and an overactive imagination. I stay home in my room most of the time; brooding, scheming, being evil, scratching my butt, untangling yo-yo's, my mind always thinking and tormented...or just hanging out, playing FFVII over and over again. When there really isn't anything to do in a small town all you can do is turn to your friends and "stuff." I'll admit I am a bit of a materialist. I live my life through various entertainment mediums; books, movies, magazines, the internet, comics, watch lots and lots of MST3K. And, most important of all, videogames. Interesting? No. Facinating? Not really. But that's me. Catch you on the Satellite of Love.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Open minded types... with big... juicy... braaains... Do you love videogames or MST3K? Do you really? And I'm talking Barry White love, not some phoney beloney here's-a-teddy-bear-holding-a-plush-heart-for-you kind of love. Do you want to know how badass I think Bionic Commando (ZOMG!!! REarmed I love you!!!) for the 8-bit Nintendo Entertainmen System is? Do you enjoy wandering, suffering, alone and tormented through the steets of Silent Hill? Do you think Psychonauts toadally rules? Do you think StarFox for the SNES kicks StarFox64's ass? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then I might accept you into my jeesh... maybe.
Standing beside you in the twilight glow, surveying the carnage of the slaughtered remains of our former alien overlords, I look to the horizon and think to myself, Yes, there is hope for the future.

My Blog

8. FT - Devon Barren and Duct Tape.

Fall Town, part 1. Devon Barren and Duct Tape. It was after midnight down in the dockyards of Fall Town; a cool mist from the brooding sea hung heavy in the night air, shrouding the surrounding buildi...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:48:00 GMT

7. FT - Banana’s n’ Hotdog’s.

Fall Town, part 1. Banana's n' Hotdog's. Miles sat at the counter, eyeballing the cash register suspiciously. There was a black bug, about the size of a penny, -- he didn't know what kind it was -- cr...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:22:00 GMT

X. FT - Document Unknown 2.

Fall Town, part X. Document Unknown 2. A PSA popped onto the television with a voice asking it's viewers, "Do you know where your porn is? Your children do." There was a man on scree...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:30:00 GMT

6. FT - Morgan Vlad. The Future...

Fall Town, part 1. Morgan Vlad. The Future... "(Man, o, man... This place is a dump! Why do we have to come all the way out here just to shoot this goddamn thing? Yeesh.)" "(Alright....
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:23:00 GMT

5. FT - Ronald Dullard. Doin’ the Butt.

Fall Town, part 1. Ronald Dullard. Doin' the Butt. "Well well well," Miles said, running into Ronald in the store, quiet unexpectedly, "look whos come crawling back to the Berry Man, like some patheti...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:54:00 GMT

X. FT - Document Unknown.

Fall Town, part X. Document Unknown. "JEEZUS! What the fuck is going on out there?!?!" "GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME!!!" "Calm down! What happened?! "We...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 18:15:00 GMT

4. FT - Psycho-Boy. RayJay Tanner.

Fall Town, Part 1. Psycho-Boy. RayJay Tanner. "We're live at Old Town, just a half hour drive south of Fall Town, at the old, derelect elementry school, where police have discovered the body of an uni...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:49:00 GMT

3. FT - Toby Lovebuzz.

Fall Town, Part 1. Toby Lovebuzz. "How-is-our-boy-holding-up, Martini?" "I don't think he's going to last any longer, sir. He seems to have become somewhat derranged." &nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:55:00 GMT

2. FT - Ned. Betty. Squeal Like A Pig.

Fall Town, Part 1. Ned. Betty. Squeal Like A Pig. "This looks like a great place for a date, eh?" Miles said looking around, surveying the area as Lunar drove into Suicide Drop. ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:53:00 GMT

1. FT - Lunar. Miles.

Fall Town, Part 1. Lunar. Miles. Fall Town, a rather large town about the size of a small city, was unusually quiet this afternoon, somewhat peaceful even; the sun hung low in the horizon bathing...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:50:00 GMT