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SCROGINS' SERIOUSLY SUPER SHART YOUR SHORTS SALE!
EVERY MP3 IS 1OO% OFF!
* LIFETIME GUARANTEE * UNLIMITED WARRANTY * SATISFACTION GUARANTEE
- THE STOCKHOLDERS ARE IRATE! OUR LAWYERS ARE JUMPING OFF BUILDINGS!*splatchscwoot*
OUR ENTIRE ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT WERE FIRED TODAY,*Bye Bye Biatches*
... AND WE THINK YOUR TOTALLY WORTH THE EXPENSE. DON'T YOU?
CHOOSE FROM A RARE COLLECTION OF OVER 40 ORIGINAL SONGS WRITTEN, PERFORMED, & PRODUCED BY THE LEGEND (*in his own mind!), LYLE SCROGINS
* Disclaimer: This is not a real sale nor is any of the content in any way based in fact. Lies and misleading advertisement meant for entertainment purposes only and may not be construed as immoral, devious, shifty, or shady; on the basis or grounds that nothing herein is actually warranted, guaranteed, or discounted in any way at any time; at anytime we reserve the right to legally withhold all refunds we legally joked about giving back so long is it is part of any transaction where no dollar amounts were ever exchanged. All refund must be accompanied by 7 pieces of not expired government identification and a note signed by your great great granddad. By reading this and downloading any products offered, you are giving consent that you have been informed that there are never any guarantees in life and you are not only waving your rights as a customer but also as a free citizen and will be forced to pay allot of taxes and obey laws for the duration of your life. Nothing has actually, theoretically, and or hypothetically been reduced in price and no discounts have actually been applied, recorded, and or given to anything ever having to do with these songs. Song from Lyle Scrogins have always been free charge and prices of $0.00 are subject to change without notice at anytime for any reason, including but not limited to, lame ass excuses. All mp3's legally copyrighted by Lyle Scrogins © 2009 and are property of Lyle Scrogins
YOU ARE INVITED TO START DOWNLOADING THIS EXCLUSIVE COLLECTION * RIGHT HERE * RIGHT NOW:This is What I Like! A BIG HEARTFELT THANK YOU! YOU ROCK!
If you enjoy any of my music please share it with friends and others. I offer my music freely for the time being, although it would be nice to actually sell my music at some point, Burn as many songs as you like, it is the most I have to give of myself, my soul, my music! Thanks Again for supporting me by stopping by.
~ Lyle Scrogins
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