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I've got more friends than I can handle right now as it is so I'm not really looking for more, I eventually meet people that don't piss me off but I'm just not a Happy-Kyle-People-Person!Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Hulk 80% Spider-Man 70% Supergirl 70% Wonder Woman 70% Batman 65% Catwoman 60% Robin 57% The Flash 50% Superman 45% Iron Man 45% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:

Basics:
Name: Kkyle
Date of Birth: 8-23-1982
Birthplace: Hairy bipolar cooter
Current Location: computer chair
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: brown
Heritage: brown
Piercings: brown
Tattoos: Show me a spot on my gorilla-like body w/o hair
Favourite:
Band/Singer: I'm bi-polar; it depends on the day
Song: see above
Movie: see above
Disney Movie: Lion king
TV show: Sopranos - ungrateful cunt
Color: green
Food: tacobell
Pizza topping: tacobell
Ice-Cream Flavor: ... tacobell :(
Drink (alcoholic): Long Islands
Soda: Mt. Dew
Store: Meijers
Clothing Brand: Meijers!
Shoe Brand: Whatevers on sale!
Season: Fall
Month: Who the fuck cares?
Holiday/Festival: 420
Flower: this is a stupid question, I'm a guy. I grunt and fight while chewing on flowers
Make-Up Item: Whatever enhances the outline of my cock when I'm home alone listening to Journey
Board game: Mario Partay. It counts!
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: S&M
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: either way the sex is good
Looks or personality: like you'd believe the answer
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Cold
Your:
Goal for this year: Drop the 80 lbs I gained from this deskjob
Most missed memory: Juvenile Deliquincy
Best physical feature: My breasts.
First thought waking up: Fuck work
Hypothetical personality disorder: Didn't we already estabilish I'm bipolar
Preferred type of plastic surgery: wth?
Sesame street alter ego: Usually Snuffy, unless you catch me on an Oscar moment
Fairytale alter ego: I'd be the loving giving emperor that would wreak unmentionable havoc upon anyone that betrayed me
Most stupid remark: after smoke billowing out of the car into the officers face he asks if we've been smoking pot to which I reply "not that I'm aware of sir!"
Worst crime: yeah I'll spill the beans right now
Greatest ambition: moving before the economy collapses
Greatest fear: not moving before the economy collapses
Darkest secret: I'll say it right here, yeah.
Favorite subject: Why we should institute a manditory Common Sense test and ship the people that fail to wyoming after erecting high voltage fences and digging spiked pits around the state.
Strangest received gift: ... friggin hoho's from alisha for my birthday.
Worst habit: Failing
Do You:
Smoke: yeah
Drink: yeah
Curse: Jesus fuck yeah!
Shower daily: ... no!
Like thunderstorms: yeah
Dance in the rain: I walk sluggishly, thats about it
Sing: sure
Play an instrument: sure
Get along with your parents: eh.. sure
Wish on stars: yeah.. on their demise /cackle
Believe in fate: not really
Believe in love at first sight: not really
Can You:
Drive: a car
Sew: corpses shut
Cook: internal human organs
Speak another language: nope
Dance: nope
Sing: already went over this
Touch your nose with your tongue: nope
Whistle: yeap
Curl your tongue: yeap
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: it's been less than 24 hours :(
Been Stoned/High: hah.
Eaten Sushi: suprisingly yes
Been in Love: of course, I still am EL OH EL
Skipped school: stupid question
Made prank calls: nope
Sent someone a love letter: not really
Stolen something: nowadays with the internet who doesn't
Cried yourself to sleep: nope
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? People who are so insecure that they'll say one thing to you, then when someone they want to be cool in front of is around they say something completely different. Be yourfuckingself
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? 2-5am
Name three things you can't live without:
What is the color of your room? white walls
Do you have any siblings? yes but hes locked up for life
Do you have any pets? yeah... ethan
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Not directly, I might push a button that triggers a complex mechanism that has to go through at least 10 focal points before resulting in the persons death. I'd do it for 100,000 though. Since its 10 steps away I can only take 1/10th the credit
What is you middle name? Ray
What are you nicknames? Kyle Ray, Calamity Kyle
Are you for or against gay marriage? Against of course, I saw on the news that AIDS is airborn and gays carry it in their nostrils as a form of terrorism from Al-Qaeda
What are your thoughts ..ion? If they stopped aborting feti then what would my tacobell be made of
Do you have a crush on anyone? yeah, I still have a crush on her =)
Are you afraid of the dark? no
How do you want to die? In a blaze of glory as the earth shakes apart in apoctalyptic destruction. I'd be magically dressed in viking armor with a sword that shoots lightning while Lou Turilli plays the themesong to my demise
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? I wouldn't have counted
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yes - shhhhhhhhhhhh
What is the last law you’ve broken? Sloth and gluttony. I argued for alisha to go get fourthmeal
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: whatever
Eye color: whatever
Height whatever
Weight whatever
Most important physical feature: ass
Biggest turn-off stupidity
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