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Shitty McShitface

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About Me

YEE HAW!

My Interests

ocean annie~riding my bike~ cuttin meat~ summertime in portland~ going to the river with betsy and jumpin off big rocks~ bbq's~ skateboarding~ rollerskating~ playing air drums while driving~ shakin it~ mamahood~ gettin scrappy~ brains~ having fun... pretty much all the time~ doin it & doin it well~ green & purple eyeshadow~ geishas~ human skulls and bones~ attempting to surf~ the ocean~ going to shows and getting mysterious bruises~gnomes~ punk rock & gangsta rap~ skull trepanation~ fuckin shit up~ bowling~ demolition derby~ shy boys~ explosives~ hand guns~ throwin dice~ domino mothafucka~ thrusting my hips against pinball machines~ BINGO!~ shuffleboard~ darts... well cricket~ religious altars~ la virgin de guadalupe~ the devil~ painting~ spraypaint~ stencils~ popsicles~ sewing~ cooking~ butterfly knives~ traveling~ science~ genetics~ microorganisms~ cheap beer~ a lot of other shit too~
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I'd like to meet:

shit!

Music:

I fucking LOVE the spits!!!!!! .. Music has to evoke something in me, a feeling, an emotion, a memory, a crazy dance move. If it doesn't then I don't want to listen to it I like pretty much everything.........I can't really say I like R&B all that much or even some mainstream Hip hop or poppy country or some Emo or some boring ass folky shit. Oh and I can't stand that mix of hip-hop/rock, linkin park shit. I like a little of everything else though, Rap, Hip -hop, roots reggae, rocksteady, Ska, PUNK ROCK, Rockabilly, 80's pop, Blues, zydeco, bluegrass, older country, Metal, hardcore, death metal, cock rock, southern rock, surfy punk.............whatever.........I can usually find something I like about everything. I really like shaking my booty to music with tribal beats. anything that makes me want to do the robot, the centipede, or the running man, is good, and that's about it...

Movies:

like water for chocolate, The Lover (you have to check it out), Elizabeth, Bella Mafia, Hideous Kinky, Eternal sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Big Trouble in Little China, requium for a dream, the shining, old skool, jay and silent bob strike back, north shore, grease, fear and loathing (even though i want to puke when i watch it).

Television:

I don't watch it anymore, but I am always down for some simpsons.

Books:

the cosmic serpent, Medea, A Dilusion of Satan,Rain of Gold, Shes come undone, any choose your own adventure books, the giving tree, oh! and the ammetyville horror........oooie, coocooie!!!!.

Heroes:

My Mom.......she's a fucking REBEL! Dr. Roberto Bahruth.....my inspiration. My daughter........she has made my life more meaningful than I could have ever imagined.

My Blog

Stupid Bitches

don't waste my time... cause i don't have any to spare! i don't want to hear your shit! keep your trashy drama to yourself! there are SO MANY other things that you could do with your fucking time.... ...
Posted by Shitty McShitface on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:06:00 PST

knuckles

some other chick from another rollerderby league wants to take my name... knuckles. and she can't! hahahahA! even though i am no longer with the rose city rollers there is a time period where nobody e...
Posted by Shitty McShitface on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 03:06:00 PST

i fucking love babies!

betsy had her baby!!!!!! fuck yeah! i got a baby i can hang out with now!
Posted by Shitty McShitface on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:03:00 PST

my beautiful mama

my mom had a hysterectomy yesterday. she was diagnosed with uterine cancer about a month ago and they were not sure if it had spread. but yesterday we got the news that they are 99% sure it did not sp...
Posted by Shitty McShitface on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 02:32:00 PST

i am in LOVE...

with my roller skates! i want to wear them all the time..... even in bed. i LOVE them!!!!
Posted by Shitty McShitface on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ZEKE

Zeke fuckin ROCKS! i have a black eye, iron city makes me feel like shit, i should go to sleep.
Posted by Shitty McShitface on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bass Wolf

R*I*P ......i'll tip my forty to your memory......
Posted by Shitty McShitface on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no good

me + beer + long islands + bad karaoke = shitty mcshitfaced
Posted by Shitty McShitface on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST