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Mistress Pimpstress :)

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About Me

I'm just a girl...a girl with curly hair and a song to sing. A survivor of many things and a creator of many others, a woman with a voice but with a silent srtength. A female warrior trying to learn to use my wits instead of my fists. A girl with experience and a thirst for life...al in all, just a girl.
What does your birth month reveal about you? (read memo)July,Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood.Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying
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My Interests

Men, Books, Poetry, Movies, Dancing, Tattoos, Piercings, tight leather, thigh-high boots, whips & chains (oops, did I say that out loud?) it was a JOKE, I'm not that kind of mistress - Dirty Minds!
Music, Travel, Holistic Health, Eastern Healing Philosophies, herbology, religions/spiritual practices/cultures of the world, especially Santeria/Regla de Ocha.
Anything that pushes you to question your surroundings, your authority, or your status in life and helps you DECOLONIZE your mind.

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You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces
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I'd like to meet:

People who have something INTERESTING to talk about, or someone that may know someone that I may be interested in meeting. I'd really like to meet the one person that will change my life, that will challenge my point-of-view without being disrespectdul, that will teach me and is willing to be taught. KNow anyone like that? hit me up!

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Music:

Old School Hip-Hop (cuz I'm a little old school, myself!), that Reggaeton sh*t, too...R&B, Music of the 70's (like Funk AND Disco), some alternative...I'm always in a different mood, so the music just has to fit...I really just like whatever I can sing to while I'm driving or sitting in traffic, or in the shower-not like I can sing, though! =)
But some of my music MUSTS are: Prince, Stevie Wonder, No Doubt, The Beatles, Tupac, Outkast, Usher, Alicia Keys, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Bob Marley, Sade, Cypress Hill, The Cure, Ray Charles, Lauryn Hill, Maroon 5, Green Day, Kanye West, and everything Lazaro Ros - and I'll have to stop there or else I'll just keep going...They're ALL 'must haves'


Movies:

Movies are one of my weaknesses, so I can't name just a few!!! But, I'm a big cheeze ball when it comes to movies...I LOVE John Travolta movies, but I'll get to that:
FAVORITE HORROR - The Shining, The Omen
FAVORITE COMEDY - Coming to America ("Sexual Chocolate!), Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, 40-year-old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Austin Powers movies, Superstar
FAVORITE ACTION - Kill Bill I&II, Go!, Godfather Epic, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Domino
FAVORITE MUSICAL - Grease, Saturday Night Fever, Sound of Music, West Side Story
FAVORITE CHIC FLICK - Brown Sugar, Love Jones, The Wedding Singer, Riding in Cars with Boys
Favorite 80s - Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Some Kind of Wonderful, Sixteen Candles, Say Anything
FAVORITE DATE MOVIES - Pulp Fiction, The Notebook, Purple Rain, Love Actually
FAVORITE MISCELLANEOUS - Saving Private Ryan, Half Baked, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Urban Cowboy, The Wedding Planner, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter movies, Kingdom of Heaven, Se7en, Fight Club...I could really go on and on!
FAVORITE DISNEY/Pixar - Alice in Wonderland, Cinderella, Toy Story, A Bug's Life...
AND I Just saw The Departed...BOMB ASS MOVIE

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Television:

So, about TV...I love it, I watch a variety of things but I LOVE shows like Medium, House, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, Paranormal State, Intervention. I can't forget my Travel Channel shows like Bizarre Foods, No Reservations, Samantha Brown; and my food network like Everyday Italian & 20 minute meals w/ Rachel Ray. I'm also a big fan of things like Miami Ink, the Apprentice, The Amazing Race. OK, ok...and I'm stuck on the MTV reality shows right now, too Real World, the RW/Road Rules Challeneges, etc. - It's a sickness, I just can't seem to get enough, SOMEBODY GET ME HELP!!!! It's how I relax, I'm a busy girl...

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Books:

WHAT ARE BOOKS? just kidding(I went to Lowell High, remember)! Just cuz I watch so much tv and movies doesn't mean that my brain has rotted! I love to read...Woman Hollering Creek, Black Elk Speaks, Santeria: A Guide to Afro-Caribbean Magic, Altar of my Soul, Keoke Iyawo, Autobiography of a Brown Buffalo, Revolt of the Cockroach People, Aztec Thought and Culture, Biography of the Zodiac Killer, The Da Vinci Code, The Flock: The Autobiography of a Multipersonality, Flight of the Feathered Serpent, and any poetry by Ruben Dario, Language and Power,just to name a few;
Right NOW I'm reading The Teachings of Buddha

Heroes:

All My Elders, my ancestors que ibae bae; my parents, my siblings, my peers. We all have made a difference in continuing the revolutionary voice that needs to be heard in all of our struggles. My true heroes are those who have fought and died for their cause so that I can be here doing what I do and how I do it, there is no greater passion nor commitment than to die for your beliefs.

My Blog

Tax season is kicking my BUTT!!!

I'm tired, I've been working 12 hour days to help my parents out at the office after my regular 8-hour work day...I'm helping on weekends, too! At least I'm getting a little extra money that's go...
Posted by Mistress Pimpstress :) on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:49:00 PST

Coming up on 5 years

I can't believe how quickly these 5 years have gone by! I've learned so much about myself and about the people around me as I tried to learn about the reilgion and about the path that I want to be/sho...
Posted by Mistress Pimpstress :) on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:29:00 PST

Alyssa in Wonderland

Don't know what it is, but there is a sense of doom - or at least melancholy - that hangs over me. It's there, always there... and it forces me to notice the shocking selfishness in people closes...
Posted by Mistress Pimpstress :) on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:09:00 PST

I fell off for a minute...part II

I decided to change my life today...I woke up and said, no more moping around!  It's been almost 2 months since my grandmother passed away, and I don't think I've really grieved, but I have felt ...
Posted by Mistress Pimpstress :) on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:10:00 PST

I fell off for a minute...

The SurveyName:AlyssaBirthday:July 5thBirthplace:San Francisco, babyCurrent Location:my computer areaEye Color:brownHair Color:brownHeight:5'4"Right Handed or Left Handed:RightyYour Heritage:NicoyaTh...
Posted by Mistress Pimpstress :) on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:54:00 PST

My LA trip...

Real quick - I was only in LA for about 1 1/2 days, but I had to share my celebrity run-ins (for those who haven't heard already). Conimg in to LAX and walking toward the baggage claim, I saw Jesse Ja...
Posted by Mistress Pimpstress :) on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:24:00 PST

Being grateful, thinking positive, and acting on it

Learning to be grateful is not the problem, it's finding the passion to ask for something that you want and need. I bought a journal and I'm making a list of things that I am truly grateful for, I'm t...
Posted by Mistress Pimpstress :) on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:18:00 PST

Remembering to smile

I grin and bear it while I try and stay ahead; this game is trying to suck me down in  whirlpool of hate and I refuse to let these negative people take one more minute of my life, so I smile so...
Posted by Mistress Pimpstress :) on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:57:00 PST

Statute of Limiations

Who says that I "can't"? Why can't I take my time to feel comfortable enough to say what's bothering me? Why is it that there's a time limit on my decision to expose the injustice and two-faced action...
Posted by Mistress Pimpstress :) on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:02:00 PST

FAKENESS, full moons, and intolerence

It may be that it's the full moon, or it might be a touch of PMS - but I've had it up to HERE with people's fakeness. As an adult, you'd think that people can try being straight with you - Just say th...
Posted by Mistress Pimpstress :) on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:29:00 PST