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Curtklump

Otaar, the Tooths Collector

About Me

Here is my new "About Me" This "about me" is no longer new. I do not have a beard anymore. I am not on, nor do I look like I am on Steroids. I have seen Ted Kinnear's house. It is New Hampshire. I like bathrobes. I will Karate-Chop your friends. I like food. Paul Melendy is a bad person.

My Interests

Hubris.

I'd like to meet:

We're meeting people? Who am I meeting? Hi. Alright I'll meet people. Is it your mom's friends? I guess I'd like to meet your mom's friends... I mean, only if that's ok with you. and your mom...
You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Music:

Right now I like Carcass, The County Medical Examiners (weird, huh? those two! right next to each other! weird!), ISIS, Faith No More, The Refused, The Blood Borthers, Circle Takes The Square, Against Me!, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Anthrax, Bearvsshark, Clutch, Botch, Cryptopsy, Darkest Hour, The Gay For Jonny Depp, Death, Every Time I Die, Deadguy, Horse The Band, Mastodon, Opeth, The Red Chord, Sky Eats Airplane, Slayer, Watchmaker, Ulver, Tiamat, Minor Threat, The Misfits, Coalesce, Fucked Up, bands....

Movies:

Yeah, I go to a lot of those...

Television:

Arrested Development.

Books:

Yes, please.

Heroes:

Brian Maynard (Beamer) for his heroic stoicism facing the loss of his closest cousin - Andreas Muntzer.

My Blog

TKC.

Hi.The Kentucky Cycle won an Elliot Norton Award for outstanding production from a fringe theatre company.Yeah, so that's awesome.
Posted by Curtklump on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:04:00 PST

Where's Beamer?

There is a hidden picture of Brian Maynard (Beaminator XK-2000 Ultra) somewhere on my profile. Let's see if you can find it...
Posted by Curtklump on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:17:00 PST

The True Care Of Ted Kinnear.

On April 4th, at 12:54 PM I received this wonderful message from my friend Ted. He is inspiring."What was your last back workout like? Did you start off with pull-ups, move into five strong sets of he...
Posted by Curtklump on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:22:00 PST